tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5382816224610988438.post2484690795988309009..comments2024-03-28T04:08:40.540-04:00Comments on THE MEANEST MOM: Flashing the UPS manJanahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09840070603313673129noreply@blogger.comBlogger45125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5382816224610988438.post-70190788821670386942013-03-25T02:16:50.713-04:002013-03-25T02:16:50.713-04:00hi BeckyB.West this is ur child so cute.hi BeckyB.West this is ur child so cute.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00328289761950673402noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5382816224610988438.post-45867836162998952982011-08-10T18:10:40.165-04:002011-08-10T18:10:40.165-04:00The title alone had me burst out laughing. I trac...The title alone had me burst out laughing. I track my packages like crazy, frequenting the websites and entering my tracking # so I will know exactly when my package will arrive so that I can be fully dressed, hair done, and even some dab on some makeup because no way am I going to answer a door in my pj's or 'arround the house' clothes.Amy M.noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5382816224610988438.post-56989568501320133032011-08-09T22:48:34.166-04:002011-08-09T22:48:34.166-04:00Sometimes I clean the bathroom in my swim suit.
...Sometimes I clean the bathroom in my swim suit. <br /><br />I have a friend whose toddler answered the door while my friend was on the toilet -- the bathroom was a straight shot from the front door, and she had it open so the toddler wouldn't get scared.<br /><br />I knew someone who locked herself out of her house in her underwear when she went out to grab the newspaper. She had to hang out for eight hours for someone to come home.Audrey Hammerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00278888746846736116noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5382816224610988438.post-23966534172691574782011-08-08T21:24:57.502-04:002011-08-08T21:24:57.502-04:00Love you! You're hilarious!!!Love you! You're hilarious!!!Vhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13879258455604814111noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5382816224610988438.post-89634962193663147532011-08-08T15:33:46.034-04:002011-08-08T15:33:46.034-04:00I had a similar crayon incident a few years ago. ...I had a similar crayon incident a few years ago. I washed the load of clothes again using the hottest water setting on my machine and Tide soap for cold water. It took out all the stains.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5382816224610988438.post-14357808654637928332011-08-06T16:03:27.264-04:002011-08-06T16:03:27.264-04:00Two days ago I had on just my bra and underwear an...Two days ago I had on just my bra and underwear and decided to dash downstairs to get my clothes from the laundry room. No problem, everyone else is still sleeping, right? Wrong! My 22 year old nephew had gotten up early to catch up on email before work. I'll probably have to pay for counseling for him...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5382816224610988438.post-47695530773229587542011-08-06T02:30:47.129-04:002011-08-06T02:30:47.129-04:00That is hilarious! I laughed out loud at the thou...That is hilarious! I laughed out loud at the thought of you diving out of the UPS guy's sight. tee heeee heee..still laughing.Mommy Inconsistenthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10053094867651216901noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5382816224610988438.post-55931494541522528842011-08-06T00:06:19.652-04:002011-08-06T00:06:19.652-04:00Also, thankfully our kind of underwear aren't ...Also, thankfully our kind of underwear aren't too exciting to look at anyway:)BeckyB.Westhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17810647727156895431noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5382816224610988438.post-64633623124307574322011-08-05T23:58:58.947-04:002011-08-05T23:58:58.947-04:00I'm sure the UPS man has lots of good stories....I'm sure the UPS man has lots of good stories. My mom once forgot to tell me that she'd hired window washers. I stepped out of the shower to find an unexpected visitor looking right into my bathroom window (going about his business, of course:)BeckyB.Westhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17810647727156895431noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5382816224610988438.post-9669995175208908082011-08-05T21:37:08.225-04:002011-08-05T21:37:08.225-04:00I'm in the habit of putting on a fairly ratty ...I'm in the habit of putting on a fairly ratty old night gown and just surviving the day without exiting the house. My kids play outside and come when I call (thank goodness!). But recently, my father in law has started dropping by randomly. Coincidentally, I've also started wearing lounge clothes more often than the old nightie. :)Melindahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09335049581673215732noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5382816224610988438.post-2305670196582552182011-08-05T17:06:57.785-04:002011-08-05T17:06:57.785-04:00Bahaha! :) Love this!Bahaha! :) Love this!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5382816224610988438.post-91577416793795823472011-08-05T15:43:52.403-04:002011-08-05T15:43:52.403-04:00I have had a shirt or ten bite the dust from bathr...I have had a shirt or ten bite the dust from bathroom bleaching instances. Now I just put an apron on and clean in that. (I do wear clothes under it, or it wouldn't be much better than your own situation). It has saved the rest of my clothes...so far.Jessicahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12011621028213050889noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5382816224610988438.post-44744318497395922832011-08-05T15:18:53.039-04:002011-08-05T15:18:53.039-04:00This comment has been removed by the author.jenny.hawkeshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08323131073733216662noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5382816224610988438.post-21524074653451440072011-08-05T13:50:47.965-04:002011-08-05T13:50:47.965-04:00Oh my gosh, another one that caused my kids to yel...Oh my gosh, another one that caused my kids to yell, "Mom! WHAT is so FUNNY?" I see someone else is encouraging you to write a book... I'm tellin' ya, BIG BUCKS! Your stories are so legendary... someone recalling the father-in-law story cracked me up! That was THE BEST... well, for us, not for you. :)Lauriehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00980828749135451472noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5382816224610988438.post-56125773006181845502011-08-05T13:29:06.917-04:002011-08-05T13:29:06.917-04:00I've had similar experiences. Why can't ki...I've had similar experiences. Why can't kids understand we're serious about not answering that doorbell!Robinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09462486350293703991noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5382816224610988438.post-62493693807489420832011-08-05T13:02:31.954-04:002011-08-05T13:02:31.954-04:00maybe you should have worn your underwear backward...maybe you should have worn your underwear backwards, like the kids. :)eliana23https://www.blogger.com/profile/02127376335232348020noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5382816224610988438.post-81645326254769801032011-08-05T13:02:16.433-04:002011-08-05T13:02:16.433-04:00once, when i lived at home with my mom and sisters...once, when i lived at home with my mom and sisters, i got out of the shower and headed downstairs (towel on my head, not my body) to my room in the basement. the catch? my mother neglected to let me know the cable guy was there, and saw my entire journey. another time, i stepped into the hallway (again, towel on head) at the precise moment my sister's boyfriend was also stepping into the hallway. we both froze in horror, and then in my panic i turned and ran down the stairs instead of stepping back into the bathroom. that was about 6 years ago and my family still won't let me live it down. <br /><br />moral of the story: it happens to the best of us. either that, or i should forget about drying my hair and cover up, for god's sake! :)Erinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15081839298172087357noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5382816224610988438.post-15754902285439265812011-08-05T11:59:23.738-04:002011-08-05T11:59:23.738-04:00Haha! That is so funny! You have the best stories!...Haha! That is so funny! You have the best stories!!! <br />www.gavinandlauren.blogspot.comLauren Gardnerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08092912216917150489noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5382816224610988438.post-25181057040399060232011-08-05T10:56:45.372-04:002011-08-05T10:56:45.372-04:00My husband is a UPS driver...he says people open t...My husband is a UPS driver...he says people open the door wearing (or not wearing) interesting ensembles.khttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11506104710020462951noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5382816224610988438.post-4279362267315891702011-08-05T10:16:44.152-04:002011-08-05T10:16:44.152-04:00Oh, and I forgot to ask if you have had similar mi...Oh, and I forgot to ask if you have had similar mishaps when your children answer the phone. Once I was in the bathroom when the phone rang and I BEGGED my 3 yr old not to answer. But she did anyway, and informed the caller that I was pooping. Great. I'm still not sure who it was on the phone. I hope I never know.Jenny in NChttp://submarinemom.blogspot.com/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5382816224610988438.post-12884212475687535472011-08-05T10:13:45.127-04:002011-08-05T10:13:45.127-04:00I'm impressed at your proper use of the apostr...I'm impressed at your proper use of the apostrophe in the phrase "sons' bathroom."<br />Apostrophe errors are my pet peeve. I will be a fan of your blog forever now!Jenny in NChttp://submarinemom.blogspot.com/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5382816224610988438.post-32607745710875188012011-08-05T10:02:42.631-04:002011-08-05T10:02:42.631-04:00I work from home & start at around 5am so the ...I work from home & start at around 5am so the desire to get dressed is slim to none, especially since it's generally just my 1 1/2 yr old around. I've had quite a few times when I've had to scramble to get a bra/shirt on because the UPS man was at the door. I'm just waiting for the one time I forget & simply open the door. Awesome.Devenyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06395244488446664319noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5382816224610988438.post-59445686288670860292011-08-05T09:58:35.815-04:002011-08-05T09:58:35.815-04:00What a gentlemen! I have a similar open door situ...What a gentlemen! I have a similar open door situation at my house. Good thing I don't clean in my underwear.Kellyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08338688515732965297noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5382816224610988438.post-59038415734013444042011-08-05T09:43:29.869-04:002011-08-05T09:43:29.869-04:00try stain devils. they are tiiiiiiiiiiiny yellow ...try stain devils. they are tiiiiiiiiiiiny yellow bottles from heaven. they have very exact stain disasters they clean up. they do sell a crayon formula. they should sell them at walmart, if not google and buy it. it once removed a year old cocoa stain. i used the chocolate formula, of course.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5382816224610988438.post-33267274745354811922011-08-05T08:03:37.402-04:002011-08-05T08:03:37.402-04:00I say start cleaning with vinegar...I say start cleaning with vinegar...Nikihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13635209630106112759noreply@blogger.com