tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5382816224610988438.post2597028721904172255..comments2024-03-29T02:59:26.539-04:00Comments on THE MEANEST MOM: The ChampsJanahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09840070603313673129noreply@blogger.comBlogger100125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5382816224610988438.post-42832213788080583572011-02-05T01:34:18.217-05:002011-02-05T01:34:18.217-05:00This is such an old post but I can't resist - ...This is such an old post but I can't resist - my son at two weeks old had a poop explosion. It wouldn't have been so bad had I not been in the middle of changing him. Poop flew out of him and onto the walls (4 feet away), the floor, and did I mention that I was changing him in the church nursery? It got onto another new mother who was quietly rocking her newborn son. It has been two weeks and it still makes me cringe in embarrassment!Amynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5382816224610988438.post-1226424325909251112010-11-03T23:48:49.759-04:002010-11-03T23:48:49.759-04:00Hi! I love your blog! When my daughter was 2 and b...Hi! I love your blog! When my daughter was 2 and barely potty trained she went potty by herself. I realized I hadn't heard anything for a while so I went to check on her. I opened the bathroom door to find her and the entire bathroom covered in poo. She had taken special pains to make sure that all of the little nooks and crannies in her potty were covered. To make matters worse, my little sister who was 4, had come in and found her first. She has a weak stomach and threw up all over herself and the bathroom!Anonymoushttp://KCRoseinBloomnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5382816224610988438.post-46550826928381767052010-10-03T09:36:48.447-04:002010-10-03T09:36:48.447-04:00I had the Primary presidency over for a meeting. ...I had the Primary presidency over for a meeting. A few kids shut themselves into the bathroom. It was just a couple of minutes, what could go wrong? When I opened the door it was everywhere. And they were smiling as if they were little artists. Also have had powdered dishwasher detergent rubbed ceremoniously into the coffee table, and a lot of wonderful concoctions of baby lotion and oatmeal, for example, from little cooks who now are creative cooking bloggers.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5382816224610988438.post-35837358005362962192010-09-03T15:52:46.653-04:002010-09-03T15:52:46.653-04:00As a highschooler I was babysitting for three youn...As a highschooler I was babysitting for three young girls, reading htem a bedtme story when i could NOT get over the poo smell. I asked the girls if anyone had to poo? if anyone had pooped recently? i checked the youngest girls' diaper. all three stared innocently at me. By now I am concerned. Am I sitting in poo? I finally found it - one had wiped her bum on a sock (imagine one of those sweet dainty socks with the little lace ruffle) and stuffed it behind the bed.<br />did not look forward to telling the parentsAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5382816224610988438.post-36465459757517493992010-09-03T14:37:58.663-04:002010-09-03T14:37:58.663-04:00My son never went through it, but my 2 daughters d...My son never went through it, but my 2 daughters did, at the same time, it was horrible. The oldest of the 2 painted her entire room as high as she could reach on the walls. I was pregnant at the time, I vomited about 10 times cleaning that up. I sent her to her grandma's, I was VERY upset, I didn't even want to look at her. My youngest daughter went through 4 playpens before she was 2, I would clean them and clean them, until finally I would give up and buy a new one, because I couldn't get the smell out anymore. I finally figured out to put all her sleepers on backwards, worked like a charm.<br />I am so glad this stage ended, I would have either been put in a prison or mental institution by now if it hadn't.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5382816224610988438.post-87066080217287169312010-09-02T23:20:21.508-04:002010-09-02T23:20:21.508-04:00You can't be a real parent until you've be...You can't be a real parent until you've been peed on, pooped on, puked on, sneezed on, and drooled on: sometimes all in the same day.<br /><br />(I KNOW I entered my password correctly, but it won't take it.)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5382816224610988438.post-80538235987664006332010-08-31T18:11:53.266-04:002010-08-31T18:11:53.266-04:00if a kid doesn't finger paint and or play with...if a kid doesn't finger paint and or play with his poo, you will at least have to deal with blow out diapers and diarrhea. my daughter as a small infant was so constipated that when she had to poo once I had to help pull it out. -talk about the things you do for your child. she was screaming and crying as we held her in the sink with warm water to help soften her stool. <br /><br />I guess all the morning sickness helps get you over the gross factor quick.Jo's girlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16421763889031786514noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5382816224610988438.post-82531035824797506292010-08-30T06:55:38.318-04:002010-08-30T06:55:38.318-04:00My husband and I almost called it quits over a sim...My husband and I almost called it quits over a similar episode. He was 'watching' the kids, aged 1 and 3, while I was at work one Saturday afternoon. I came home to find him watching a movie, oblivious to the smell created by our daughters who had been 'playing so nicely' in their room. He has a weak stomach, so bathing the kids, cleaning the walls, scrubbing the carpet, and all the vile laundry fell to me. This was eight years ago, and I still haven't quite gotten over it... though reading others' stories makes me a little more forgiving. lolAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5382816224610988438.post-53334940936438611692010-08-29T16:29:49.217-04:002010-08-29T16:29:49.217-04:00My daughter may or may not have pooped on a cat.My daughter may or may not have pooped on a cat.mariahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03443219583253951847noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5382816224610988438.post-37103322140048802012010-08-29T11:09:28.007-04:002010-08-29T11:09:28.007-04:00Tears are running down my cheeks... when I didn...Tears are running down my cheeks... when I didn't have kids, I never understood why my oldest sister always said to me: "This is a circus" <br /><br />Now after 2 kids, I fully understand and agree... being a mom is the greatest ADVENTURE ever.Mariangie Gonzalezhttp://www.habacuc22.blogspot.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5382816224610988438.post-13183784244640065062010-08-28T15:24:53.502-04:002010-08-28T15:24:53.502-04:00I sincerely hope that if/when my triplets ever sta...I sincerely hope that if/when my triplets ever start this charming habit, that my husband is home alone with them the first time it happens.<br /><br />Is that wrong?Catnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5382816224610988438.post-44280632992701368972010-08-28T10:25:53.910-04:002010-08-28T10:25:53.910-04:00I have twins who used to share a room. One night I...I have twins who used to share a room. One night I heard giggles which was nothing new. Then I heard the word poop which lead to hysterical laughter. I paused. Truly, I froze; when I entered, I found two little girls, 2 walls and a bed covered in poop. Keep in mind, one of them played in the other's poop which is beyond gross in my opinion. My sweet toe head had brown highlights. It took a great deal of pick up, sanitizing and bathing to make it right. It still haunts me and it has been about 8 months. I moved them that night into separate rooms and only put them back together 2 days ago but am on edge every night until they go asleep for fear of another poop fest.Comfortable With Mehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11267075309832729632noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5382816224610988438.post-7693587891015490402010-08-28T01:06:17.444-04:002010-08-28T01:06:17.444-04:00Just last week, the babysitter emailed me to tell ...Just last week, the babysitter emailed me to tell me that her two-year-old (he actually turned two that day)had thrown poop at my three-year-old daughter during nap time. My daughter, in turn, puked. <br /><br />I was super glad that I didn't have to clean any of that up!Tonyahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13879889858044214631noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5382816224610988438.post-48604212965790644712010-08-26T20:22:26.369-04:002010-08-26T20:22:26.369-04:00I don't have kids.. yet! My first bundle of jo...I don't have kids.. yet! My first bundle of joy will be here in December but I do have a poo story to add to your collection! When my little sister and I were really young my sister went through a "play with my poo" phase. One morning while my big brothers were at school, my mom decided she was going to paint our fingernails. I was excited and went in the other room with her for no longer than 5 minutes to pick out the perfect shade of pink for my nails. On our way back to the kitchen we heard my 2 year old sister yelling "Weeeeeeeeeeee!" and sounding really pleased with whatever new game she had come up with. We entered that kitchen seconds later and had found that my sister had taken off her diaper... slimed it all over the kitchen table... and was doing her version of a "slip n' slide" in her poo! I'm pretty sure my mom burned our kitchen table after that incident!Logan & Alliehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16446694517849701116noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5382816224610988438.post-49371850957900445412010-08-26T13:31:44.398-04:002010-08-26T13:31:44.398-04:00Our families prize possession is a video of the fo...Our families prize possession is a video of the four older siblings cleaning up their baby brother's crib-with clothes pins on noses and rubber clothes for everyone. It was a horrendous moment!!!Dollyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10218631401448995834noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5382816224610988438.post-20091805337428381272010-08-25T22:48:07.694-04:002010-08-25T22:48:07.694-04:00Hahaha bummer!
I went to a local indoor swimming ...Hahaha bummer!<br /><br />I went to a local indoor swimming pool a few months ago with some cousins and the place was PACKED. It was winter time, meaning there wasn't anything to do in my little town except swim. We were all having a good time when we hear over the load speaker, "Please exit the swimming pool immediately. There is excrement floating in the pool that needs to be removed." Needless to say, everyone got out REAL quick. And then I proceeded to leave and go home.Steffhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14387523324618066104noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5382816224610988438.post-16203267438569105402010-08-25T19:05:11.942-04:002010-08-25T19:05:11.942-04:00My son was sick with diarrhea and had a nasty and ...My son was sick with diarrhea and had a nasty and very smelly accident in the middle of his huge floor rug in his room. The smell and stain would not come out & we stuck the rug out on the street for the city pick up that day (it was coming any minute). Someone driving by our house picked it up for a nice surprise later (not the cit pick up). Gross!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5382816224610988438.post-29990540662565885262010-08-25T18:22:35.769-04:002010-08-25T18:22:35.769-04:00I feel your sister's pain. There are days when...I feel your sister's pain. There are days when I swear that my child is the re-incarnation of a poop flinging monkey.Lishahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07081409774609038942noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5382816224610988438.post-13148703075785678942010-08-25T13:33:02.363-04:002010-08-25T13:33:02.363-04:00When you least expect it, you will look outside in...When you least expect it, you will look outside into your backyard and see your son standing at the top of the slide "making a waterfall" with his own urine...in full view of all of the neighbors.Kathyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00057978696369864999noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5382816224610988438.post-57019953804378244092010-08-25T13:17:53.174-04:002010-08-25T13:17:53.174-04:00Mine went through a poop phase as well. It was AWF...Mine went through a poop phase as well. It was AWFUL! It lasted about two weeks for finding her playing with it after ever nap and morning. I finally put her in onesies, feety jammies and safety pined the zipper so she couldn't undress herself.Audrahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01234991404888747240noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5382816224610988438.post-74492015373811082272010-08-25T10:38:14.335-04:002010-08-25T10:38:14.335-04:00my son would remove his diaper during naps and the...my son would remove his diaper during naps and then trudge through it in his bare feet. you could track wherever he had been... on the carpet. shudder.jaywalkerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13396238106388528434noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5382816224610988438.post-51071893381181710162010-08-25T08:20:04.050-04:002010-08-25T08:20:04.050-04:00Ha ha! That was the funniest post I have read all ...Ha ha! That was the funniest post I have read all day! Your poor sister... how unlucky was she?!Annie (Lady M) xhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00086309578820420578noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5382816224610988438.post-40140566138334590402010-08-24T21:53:39.680-04:002010-08-24T21:53:39.680-04:00When my middle daughter was about 15 months old sh...When my middle daughter was about 15 months old she was just finishing her lunch in her highchair - safe enough right !! <br /><br />I had started to clean up the kitchen after lunch and when I glanced over at her she was completely covered in what looked like chocolate. But then I realized I hadn't give her anything with chocolate in it.<br /><br />After throwing up just a little in mouth I started the task of cleaning her and the highchair up. Oh the glamorous life of a SAHM !Michellehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08453236594552615540noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5382816224610988438.post-18951126509614543932010-08-24T19:36:37.554-04:002010-08-24T19:36:37.554-04:00None of my 3 kids did this--bless their sweet hear...None of my 3 kids did this--bless their sweet hearts--but when I was 14, I was babysitting a 2 1/2 yr old terror and he escaped from his room where he was supposed to be sleeping. I looked all over the house for about 10 minutes. Right before I was going to call the police I saw movement behind the dining room drapes. It was then I smelled it. a pile of poo on the carpet, some new brown art decor on the walls and the fabric covered chair, and last but not least--he used the drapes to wipe himself down.big mamahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00331157625329381729noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5382816224610988438.post-73364784735406393382010-08-24T18:48:56.778-04:002010-08-24T18:48:56.778-04:00I thought that every kid did this... I mean, you h...I thought that every kid did this... I mean, you have a medium for art and nothing but time up there in your crib, why wouldn't you? <br /><br />I was at my wit's end with my daughter when a mom friend told me about diaper pins. She had those pins until she was potty trained, and even then we kept an eye on her. My son has poo-painted once for the babysitter, and ever since then we've pinned him. For the creative child, you can use a combination of a onesie, pants, sleeper on backwards, pins, and possibly duct tape.Faithnoreply@blogger.com