tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5382816224610988438.post2823936623907317088..comments2024-03-28T04:08:40.540-04:00Comments on THE MEANEST MOM: Bad NakedJanahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09840070603313673129noreply@blogger.comBlogger42125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5382816224610988438.post-1204815677865613432012-01-07T15:09:10.576-05:002012-01-07T15:09:10.576-05:00We were eating at the in laws. And I had to fart. ...We were eating at the in laws. And I had to fart. So I didn't want to get up and go to the bathroom because I knew my fart would escape! I clenched my butt cheeks together but it did NOT work. My fart came squealing out rather loud and it was just at the moment the table was quiet. And when someone asked what it was, hubby told them "Oh Kristi just farted." Shoot me now!kristihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17987700142247888708noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5382816224610988438.post-40261468766085651432011-10-19T02:36:32.084-04:002011-10-19T02:36:32.084-04:00I did a monologue in HS at the state competition a...I did a monologue in HS at the state competition after I was chosen to participate in the showcase. I performed in this room that had all glass on one side, shared with a busy hallway. Part of my mono involved me lying on the floor on my stomach. I'm not sure how I did it, but my skirt ended up not covering my victoria's secret undies with the little pink dogs all over them. So both the audience and those in the hallway (especially those watching from the hallway) got more of a performance than I had planned on giving...Courtneynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5382816224610988438.post-75642557122209437442011-10-18T16:55:10.736-04:002011-10-18T16:55:10.736-04:00When I was in HS a group of us did a skit in front...When I was in HS a group of us did a skit in front of the whole school. There was a shower in the skit and I grabbed an ugly, flowered sheet thinking it looked like a shower curtain. Never checked it before we went on. But there was a huge period stain right in the middle and no it didn't look like a flower.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03032004654203062339noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5382816224610988438.post-82380454168133963212011-10-18T15:10:40.718-04:002011-10-18T15:10:40.718-04:00I let my daughter fix my hair during a play in the...I let my daughter fix my hair during a play in the dark theater--lots of tiny clips and ponytails in interesting places. Then I forgot about it and walked around talking to lots of neighbors after the play. Someone even made a comment about my "cute hair" and I didn't realize what she was talkingn about.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5382816224610988438.post-33061324318048965322011-10-18T12:39:40.456-04:002011-10-18T12:39:40.456-04:00I was on a plane with my husband and I got my comp...I was on a plane with my husband and I got my compact mirror out to check something, when I noticed a long nose hair. Now, I had never had a nose hair that long, so I blame it on the fact that I was pregnant and my hair everywhere was growing like crazy. Anyway, I didn't want to get my tweezers out and pluck it right there, so I discretely tucked it back in until I could deal with it. I told my husband and he said, "Yeah I saw it on Tuesday, but I didn't want to embarrass you." (It was now a Saturday). I didn't notice it before because who knows why, and he let me walk around with that long nose hair for 5 days. It hasn't happened again, but I still trim a little just to be safe.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5382816224610988438.post-85425939123635150442011-10-17T16:19:11.172-04:002011-10-17T16:19:11.172-04:00One Sunday morning in high school I was supposed t...One Sunday morning in high school I was supposed to do a dramatization in front of my church. I woke up late and had to throw on the same jeans from the night before. The skit involved me doing karate and between my high kicks and HI-YA's my underwear went flying out of the pant leg...and onto the pulpit. Needless to say, I never get dressed in that much of a hurry ever again.Melissa_Jacobsonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16676165652794609283noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5382816224610988438.post-10134555202933168692011-10-17T11:25:12.406-04:002011-10-17T11:25:12.406-04:00When I used to go to a singles ward I watched an a...When I used to go to a singles ward I watched an apartment full of girls come in late and walk all the way to the front row to sit as we all watched and waited for them to sit down so the sacrament prayer could be said and one of them was only wearing a bottom slip... no skirt. (and she didn't even have kids to blame!)Joslin @ Just Battyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16085973509957294743noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5382816224610988438.post-16080536077048079732011-10-16T22:00:41.414-04:002011-10-16T22:00:41.414-04:00Ok, there was a time when my daughters were having...Ok, there was a time when my daughters were having a push-shove fight at the top of the stairs. I told them off right good and proper, pointing out that one of them could get seriously hurt or break their neck.<br />I turned away to stalk of self-rightiously...forgetting I was on the 3rd step. After I recovered from my fall they looked at each other like, yeah, hey, someone could very well end up with a broken neck here.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5382816224610988438.post-89922597500106579072011-10-15T18:34:13.860-04:002011-10-15T18:34:13.860-04:00I was really proud of myself for getting my pregna...I was really proud of myself for getting my pregnant self and my 3 kids(4&under)ready and out the door before 9 am. When I returned home 4 hours later I found that we had forgotten to shut the front door (it was WIDE open), but nothing was missing and no one was inside. Thank heavens!Jennhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18005716415703830406noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5382816224610988438.post-42779758724528222262011-10-15T15:22:04.493-04:002011-10-15T15:22:04.493-04:00Years ago I was in the supermarket with my toddler...Years ago I was in the supermarket with my toddler and my baby and noticed that an attractive young man was smiling at me. 'Great!' I thought, 'maybe I don't look so frumpy after all.' It was only after I got home and looked in the mirror, I realized I had half-sucked green gummi candy stuck in my hair.Lorenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00895480961551817393noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5382816224610988438.post-26599511042712186132011-10-14T23:41:18.496-04:002011-10-14T23:41:18.496-04:00I once wore 2 different shoes (same style, differe...I once wore 2 different shoes (same style, different colors) to work. The other day walked out the door to go to church with slippers on.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5382816224610988438.post-66405431840404636772011-10-14T17:24:53.798-04:002011-10-14T17:24:53.798-04:00My beautiful spouse considers a naked face pretty ...My beautiful spouse considers a naked face pretty much in the same category as a naked _______ (fill in the blank). I must read this to her, but she's asleep right now. I, too, am a supportive spouse, offering such comforts as, "I'm sure no one else noticed," etc,etc.vanillahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11978025976591113499noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5382816224610988438.post-36374676473751494782011-10-14T16:57:40.088-04:002011-10-14T16:57:40.088-04:00oh my gosh...i can't stop laughing! I need to...oh my gosh...i can't stop laughing! I need to have my husband read this!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5382816224610988438.post-29810302875523961752011-10-14T14:31:59.336-04:002011-10-14T14:31:59.336-04:00I learned the hard way never to wear anything silk...I learned the hard way never to wear anything silky with a backpack with both straps on my shoulders. My backpack made the silky part shimmy up my backside without me knowing and I walked 3 blocks across an urban college campus with my rear partly showing. Nice!ShannonDhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02466096091627225109noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5382816224610988438.post-41931584585346505012011-10-14T14:21:23.997-04:002011-10-14T14:21:23.997-04:00I manage student housing, and just had given birth...I manage student housing, and just had given birth to my second. One of my male tenants came to the door to ask a few questions. He seemed embarrassed, but I just figured he was shy, after closing the door I caught a reflection of my self in the entryway mirror and noticed Not only had I leaked through the clingy cotton shirt but the wet marks were not parallel,.According to Anahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13836944537137527779noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5382816224610988438.post-29503119861722110162011-10-14T13:48:10.782-04:002011-10-14T13:48:10.782-04:00I love black flats. Love them so much in fact, I h...I love black flats. Love them so much in fact, I have multiple pairs of them. I went to work one day with mismatched black flats... I have no clue if anybody else noticed, but I figured if I hadn't up to that point, no one else probably would notice either. I also learned that day that most of society doesn't really pay that close of attention to what I have on my feet. :) To say the least, I never repeated that mistake again.For Familyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13638801169534278391noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5382816224610988438.post-5416594597875162502011-10-14T13:27:25.016-04:002011-10-14T13:27:25.016-04:00Just this week I had a quick turnaround in taking ...Just this week I had a quick turnaround in taking an outfit to the dry cleaners and hitting my son's soccer game. To save time, I did a quick change of clothes in the car before dropping off my suit and tossed on jogging shorts and a tank-top. Only to get to the GRAVEL COVERED PARKING LOT and realized I'd not brought replacement shoes. Looked like a shy hooker out there in short-shorts and red leather heels.Maryhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17228814722532749659noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5382816224610988438.post-45454506054362303922011-10-14T13:24:32.089-04:002011-10-14T13:24:32.089-04:00I proudly made it all the way to a family photo sh...I proudly made it all the way to a family photo shoot with 2 kids looking cute (and happy), husband ironed and ready (and on time)and me... well too much time at home out of the public eye had evidently gotten me used to a lack of makeup and bedroom shoes. Forever treasured on film people...Maryhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17228814722532749659noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5382816224610988438.post-53163725122190660272011-10-14T13:16:46.642-04:002011-10-14T13:16:46.642-04:00My daughter clipped a gaudy dress-up necklace to m...My daughter clipped a gaudy dress-up necklace to my back belt loop. An hour later, it was still there and I had run to Safeway with it swinging from my rear end.Danaehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10123516143971258222noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5382816224610988438.post-40231182794427985672011-10-14T13:11:38.692-04:002011-10-14T13:11:38.692-04:00I blame Mom brain, or in other words the lack of s...I blame Mom brain, or in other words the lack of sleep! When my baby was about 8 months old we had a morning appointment somewhere and I was in a rush to get out the door on time since I HAAATE being late. I had managed to get him up, fed, dressed and ready to go. I had showered, eaten breakfast (a rarity), done my hair and make up. I had the car seat under one arm with my keys in that hand, the other arm had my diaper bag, purse and sunglasses. I reached for the door handle, only to discover I wasn't wearing a shirt! GAH! I'd put my shoes, pants and bra on but the baby had woken up before I'd put on my shirt. I didn't notice at first because I had my G's on. My neighbors could have gotten quite the show!Lissahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07479832134698014095noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5382816224610988438.post-52693883809181542172011-10-14T12:34:22.491-04:002011-10-14T12:34:22.491-04:00Oh! I have one that we heard at a Marriage Enrichm...Oh! I have one that we heard at a Marriage Enrichment Seminar. This was NOT me, I promise. A couple was heading to dinner during a weekend getaway. On the elevator ride to the lobby, Husband gets frisky and starts moving the zipper to her dress up and down. (The speaker kept saying "zip zip zip").<br /><br />A week later, when they were back home, the wife comes home from running errands and sees her husband lying under the car doing repairs. Remembering the hotel "zip zip zip" she reached down and did the same to the fly of his jeans. Then she walked in the house and saw her husband in the kitchen. She had "zip zip zipped" his buddy.....HWhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09260566913424446132noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5382816224610988438.post-65621033413019330192011-10-14T12:25:58.812-04:002011-10-14T12:25:58.812-04:00After eating a powdered sugar pretzel at the mall,...After eating a powdered sugar pretzel at the mall, I asked my husband "do I have any sugar around my mouth?" He told me that I did not, so I headed into the most upscale store in the mall, to use the ladies room. I walked through shoes, handbags and cosmetics; after using the restroom I stood at the sink washing my hands. This is when I noticed a quarter-sized blob of powdered sugar right on the end of my nose. So I ran-walked right back out to my husband and hissed "when I asked about sugar on my mouth you could have mentioned the big blob on my nose!!!!"<br /><br />Oh and then there's the time I wore a brand new really cute sweater to church. I had left the size sticker on it - SMALL - right on my left breast. My friend told me not to worry; at least it was truth in advertising.HWhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09260566913424446132noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5382816224610988438.post-45055192596502854162011-10-14T10:28:54.664-04:002011-10-14T10:28:54.664-04:00Yeah, I've done:
#1. Bathing suit inside out....Yeah, I've done:<br /><br />#1. Bathing suit inside out.<br />#2. Forgot to bring socks to the gym.<br />#3. Wore flip flops to work and forgot to bring dress shoes for a meeting. <br /><br />Or sometimes I would wear this extra large t shirt to the gym, and with my short running shorts on, it looked like I wasn't wearing any pants/shorts Awkward.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5382816224610988438.post-79749941230581827102011-10-14T09:07:36.334-04:002011-10-14T09:07:36.334-04:00Right after giving birth to my second son we were ...Right after giving birth to my second son we were having repairs done to our house. I was nursing my son and using nursing pads to catch any leaks. The contractor had to ask me a couple questions about repairs outside so I went out to talk to him. When I came inside I caught my reflection in the mirror and saw the uber obvious huge white circles of the nursing pads right through the white shirt. How embarassing.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5382816224610988438.post-57625382621460635652011-10-14T08:43:07.755-04:002011-10-14T08:43:07.755-04:00The first time I left my breast-feeding baby for m...The first time I left my breast-feeding baby for more than a couple hours was to attend my 10 year class reunion. Mistake. My breasts engorged and leaked through my white blouse. Nice. Nothing so pride-killing than greeting people you haven't talked to in 10 years as they walk into the ladies room to find you drying your ta-ta's under the hand dryer.Jesus Chickhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17830249688533323969noreply@blogger.com