tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5382816224610988438.post3866505701802240711..comments2024-03-19T02:43:10.101-04:00Comments on THE MEANEST MOM: Parent-Teacher ConferencesJanahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09840070603313673129noreply@blogger.comBlogger28125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5382816224610988438.post-69700843536116486722009-11-13T16:12:09.642-05:002009-11-13T16:12:09.642-05:00I wish Steven Hawking was OUR mailman! Maybe then ...I wish Steven Hawking was OUR mailman! Maybe then I could have a kid that would win the "My kid is better/smarter..." game. (Not to be confused with the my kid is CUTER game because lets face it...)The Snow Queenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13734020363978773534noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5382816224610988438.post-91852984303680846242009-11-13T15:30:28.409-05:002009-11-13T15:30:28.409-05:00I think I will have to tell JDaniel the same thing...I think I will have to tell JDaniel the same thing.JDaniel4's Momhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10354900916937838719noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5382816224610988438.post-7805016244372931312009-11-11T21:18:38.997-05:002009-11-11T21:18:38.997-05:00Hahaha...Shallow gene pool - love it.Hahaha...Shallow gene pool - love it.The Four Week Veganhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05918125122540151717noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5382816224610988438.post-43692183261970424832009-11-11T18:12:02.448-05:002009-11-11T18:12:02.448-05:00Albert Einstein never did his hair. Thats all I...Albert Einstein never did his hair. Thats all I'm sayin.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02379513974336272671noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5382816224610988438.post-38531722363290918682009-11-11T16:46:52.409-05:002009-11-11T16:46:52.409-05:00HAAAA! This is the funniest post I've read on...HAAAA! This is the funniest post I've read on here so far. And that's saying a lot. Crap, that was funny! :o)Amyhttp://myextraordinarilyordinarylife.blogspot.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5382816224610988438.post-45726283643651068892009-11-11T15:37:13.983-05:002009-11-11T15:37:13.983-05:00oh, yeah. I'm there.oh, yeah. I'm there.ncgatorhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07998934618380276750noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5382816224610988438.post-9656435620921942542009-11-11T15:28:36.614-05:002009-11-11T15:28:36.614-05:00LOL...you always crack me up!!LOL...you always crack me up!!Geezees Custom Canvas Arthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08170120825583173366noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5382816224610988438.post-43310072862021848132009-11-11T14:37:24.785-05:002009-11-11T14:37:24.785-05:00bwahahahaha!bwahahahaha!Kimhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11758645075652886877noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5382816224610988438.post-82978580395556128992009-11-11T13:51:50.881-05:002009-11-11T13:51:50.881-05:00Perfect. Laughing and laughing.
I, too, have don...Perfect. Laughing and laughing.<br /><br />I, too, have done the brown/black combo, but w/ shoes ... I'd like to think we are trendsetters. I expect Milan to start showing that look on the runways by spring.Confessions of a Mother, Lawyer & Crazy Womanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18328760054648644568noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5382816224610988438.post-39214098110214437442009-11-11T13:15:07.833-05:002009-11-11T13:15:07.833-05:00I have 2nd grade twin boys who have "a shallo...I have 2nd grade twin boys who have "a shallow gene pool" too. When I told one of them I was going to meet with his teacher he quickly confessed to "peeing in the sink." I think I've seen it all thus far. Brace yourself!allysonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08864228873026018332noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5382816224610988438.post-57867210798291384532009-11-11T12:46:23.983-05:002009-11-11T12:46:23.983-05:00"...interacts with her peers on a third grade..."...interacts with her peers on a third grade level." What does that even mean? <br /><br />The conferences get even better in high school. I always ask my kids "Is there anything we need to know before we go in there? Don't let us be sitting ducks." I always want to start each conference with "Really. My husband and I are good people"<br /><br />For instance, just yesterday our son, a senior, told us about how he and his buddy, CRAWLED to the door of the study hall room, to stay out of the teacher's sight so they could get out of the classroom before everybody else. Yes, while her back was turned, they slinked along the shelves and desks like two commandos on a mission. The girls' p.e. teacher saw them from the hallway and laughed at them. I've yet to hear if she turned them in.<br /><br />We are so proud of his maturity.....HWhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09260566913424446132noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5382816224610988438.post-80309391457909453312009-11-11T10:15:57.459-05:002009-11-11T10:15:57.459-05:00Too funny!
Why are parents (moms especially) so c...Too funny!<br /><br />Why are parents (moms especially) so competitive. I know I do it too but I really don't know why!Michellehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05424336265089036857noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5382816224610988438.post-27458143360646263962009-11-11T09:13:57.625-05:002009-11-11T09:13:57.625-05:00Oh, my. That genius was prolific.Oh, my. That genius was prolific.vanillahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11978025976591113499noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5382816224610988438.post-26760269923291629442009-11-11T07:26:26.158-05:002009-11-11T07:26:26.158-05:00Love the Stephen Hawking line!
Good luck with th...Love the Stephen Hawking line! <br />Good luck with the conferences.<br />As a former middle school teacher, the only advice I have is: don't show up drunk (I swear, one parent did my first year of teaching and I had to help carry her to a cab!).Parenting Inkhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16986967231110307034noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5382816224610988438.post-77717477038855503462009-11-11T01:11:29.773-05:002009-11-11T01:11:29.773-05:00Soooo real-raw & honest---- the best. Always l...Soooo real-raw & honest---- the best. Always lived PT conf. ;)Emzhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12802735566381095035noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5382816224610988438.post-87527434189330169032009-11-10T23:04:43.867-05:002009-11-10T23:04:43.867-05:00Hope you can make it through the conference withou...Hope you can make it through the conference without falling off your chair.Karenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07256803031351067982noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5382816224610988438.post-85886074182132733062009-11-10T22:08:56.115-05:002009-11-10T22:08:56.115-05:00LOL! You always crack me up!LOL! You always crack me up!Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05274311802611921016noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5382816224610988438.post-18316142138501875162009-11-10T21:29:50.676-05:002009-11-10T21:29:50.676-05:00The day before the conference I start asking "...The day before the conference I start asking "What is your teacher going to tell me?"<br />That usually gets them shaking in their boots!<br /><br />You are going to love this one: "He has difficulty with being told no".AlsoMeannoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5382816224610988438.post-8265056124904778692009-11-10T21:20:17.975-05:002009-11-10T21:20:17.975-05:00I'm embarrassed to say that the whole Steven H...I'm embarrassed to say that the whole Steven Hawking as the mailman joke took me several hours to figure out. But now that I finally get it, duh, I'm laughing my butt off! Thanks for making me smile yet again!The Tall Girl Cookshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17974733411264382125noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5382816224610988438.post-63328084958654660652009-11-10T20:52:59.679-05:002009-11-10T20:52:59.679-05:00Jana, as always, you are the hero of normal moms a...Jana, as always, you are the hero of normal moms and children everywhere.<br />I thank you. Hilarious! <br />-JenAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5382816224610988438.post-34761777674445568292009-11-10T20:18:00.380-05:002009-11-10T20:18:00.380-05:00We have conferences on Friday - they are always in...We have conferences on Friday - they are always interesting to say the least!MamaOtwins+1https://www.blogger.com/profile/18185644439047811448noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5382816224610988438.post-14845823855742069352009-11-10T19:46:44.099-05:002009-11-10T19:46:44.099-05:00I discovered your blog recently and you always mak...I discovered your blog recently and you always make me laugh!Tutus and Choo-Chooshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18042021788424839851noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5382816224610988438.post-74685276923630672032009-11-10T18:43:04.975-05:002009-11-10T18:43:04.975-05:00Gotta love a shallow gene pool.Gotta love a shallow gene pool.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07589330892217693717noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5382816224610988438.post-86717930932418158602009-11-10T18:14:55.129-05:002009-11-10T18:14:55.129-05:00"I had no idea that Stephen Hawking was once ..."I had no idea that Stephen Hawking was once our neighborhood's mailman."<br /><br />You made me spray tea out my nose.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07101619214326940460noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5382816224610988438.post-88644832376477140652009-11-10T17:41:13.446-05:002009-11-10T17:41:13.446-05:00ROFL...loving the "cocking heads to the side&...ROFL...loving the "cocking heads to the side" imagery. Perfect.Kirstyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06544339613243174396noreply@blogger.com