tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5382816224610988438.post6399418315308164492..comments2024-03-19T05:11:52.012-04:00Comments on THE MEANEST MOM: The ExpertJanahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09840070603313673129noreply@blogger.comBlogger50125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5382816224610988438.post-15552682427582303682011-04-30T23:10:55.578-04:002011-04-30T23:10:55.578-04:00That would be the American Oil Beetle (so named be...That would be the American Oil Beetle (so named because of the blistering substance it oozes when it feels threatened). My children found some in the yard yesterday and we did a pretty exhaustive internet search. Funny the things you've become an expert on by the end of the day, that you didn't even know existed when you rolled out of bed that morning...Kristinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12697945665439479707noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5382816224610988438.post-11105279291046319192011-02-14T17:50:42.099-05:002011-02-14T17:50:42.099-05:00Zombies.Zombies.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02557585811735711752noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5382816224610988438.post-51863125743590777942011-02-08T19:22:35.404-05:002011-02-08T19:22:35.404-05:00Ha! I read your blog constantly, but have never po...Ha! I read your blog constantly, but have never posted. I got my masters in medieval lit-- I envisioned a life of reading the lais of Marie de France to my super-intelligent, well-bred children. I'm now an expert in pirates. Arrrrg.Janinehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08600241879965937413noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5382816224610988438.post-36468491400639910102011-02-07T15:52:20.772-05:002011-02-07T15:52:20.772-05:00Imaginary friends. What they like to eat, where th...Imaginary friends. What they like to eat, where they like to sit so I cant and how they cause all the problems and messes in the house.Allyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15702397340648870287noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5382816224610988438.post-24099488567514831282011-02-07T09:38:39.387-05:002011-02-07T09:38:39.387-05:00I'm an expert on everything Star Wars, thanks ...I'm an expert on everything Star Wars, thanks to my 5-year-old's current obsession with it. I never thought I'd know so much about Star Wars and every character in it!Donnahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10352909161587824227noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5382816224610988438.post-80139132958834829102011-02-05T00:57:17.692-05:002011-02-05T00:57:17.692-05:00The Constitution and all 27 amendments which I us...The Constitution and all 27 amendments which I use to count laps when I lap swim. How to hatch ducks and geese in the house. How to research family history. Photography and teenagers in general(I teach High School social studies)Renate Hunterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04682570285796718756noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5382816224610988438.post-30602450452244150102011-02-04T19:39:49.070-05:002011-02-04T19:39:49.070-05:00Panda's are my specialty for sure! And I wish ...Panda's are my specialty for sure! And I wish I had kids to blame for this extra knowledge, but sadly it's my own theme.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5382816224610988438.post-1136953448015323252011-02-04T18:31:15.814-05:002011-02-04T18:31:15.814-05:00Narwals. Until my son was given the narwals as his...Narwals. Until my son was given the narwals as his assignment to become an "expert in," I honestly thought they were fictional. I mean, they are in all the holiday Christmas cartoons. Turns out they're real. Who knew?!? Well, I do now. As well as their natural habitat, mating rituals, and level on the food chain.Emilyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16623281624808511092noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5382816224610988438.post-38750082801461064982011-02-04T18:10:40.998-05:002011-02-04T18:10:40.998-05:00Thank goodness! I know nothing about marine otter...Thank goodness! I know nothing about marine otters. <br /><br />I'm definitely not an expert in any of those other things either.Sarahhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03285671436234883895noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5382816224610988438.post-797419512305050882011-02-04T16:07:41.398-05:002011-02-04T16:07:41.398-05:00Hilarious! Yes i should know loads about sea lions...Hilarious! Yes i should know loads about sea lions and other creatures that walk the earth but selective memory at play, forgotten everything. Just as I hear about the Warrriors (Oakland basketball team ) all day long and still think they're talking about the movie...was there a movie??About Last Weekendhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04716571630418078937noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5382816224610988438.post-18508556784294619012011-02-04T14:26:23.971-05:002011-02-04T14:26:23.971-05:00I am an expert in aromatherapy and the use of esse...I am an expert in aromatherapy and the use of essential oils for therapeutic purposes. I use these skills to help people feel good naturally. I've built a successful business around it with 7 retail locations and two international franchises. But whatever about my business success, I'm just happy to be helping people the world over feel their best so that they can contribute to the world in their own unique ways.Jacqui MacNeill (Escents Aromatherapy Essential Oils)http://www.escentsaromatherapy.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5382816224610988438.post-56679017418745801632011-02-04T12:57:13.276-05:002011-02-04T12:57:13.276-05:00This week it's Mark Twain. Oh how I love the ...This week it's Mark Twain. Oh how I love the third grade Wax Museum:)Stefani B. https://www.blogger.com/profile/10962351083989962487noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5382816224610988438.post-90780615458103472542011-02-04T12:28:53.118-05:002011-02-04T12:28:53.118-05:00Benjamin Franklin. Ask me anything!Benjamin Franklin. Ask me anything!Leahhttp://littlebearleah.tumblr.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5382816224610988438.post-4890026991370736632011-02-04T11:11:42.226-05:002011-02-04T11:11:42.226-05:00How about Ancient Egyptian pharaohs Cleopatra and ...How about Ancient Egyptian pharaohs Cleopatra and Khufu? And I can list over 100 dinosaurs and their current names. Oh, and I know entirely too much about famous volcanic eruptions and the formation of igneous rocks.<br /><br />Will my brain ever relieve itself of this critical information? Time will tell...Lorihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04503404052538005760noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5382816224610988438.post-68706137908362082762011-02-04T11:02:04.514-05:002011-02-04T11:02:04.514-05:00Popular Teen Fiction....BA in English Lit and Mast...Popular Teen Fiction....BA in English Lit and Masters in Library Science only to become obsessed with Twilight.Bethhttp://www.twinsburglibrary.orgnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5382816224610988438.post-62220110827387207552011-02-04T01:29:43.724-05:002011-02-04T01:29:43.724-05:00Just became an expert on the historical site La Jo...Just became an expert on the historical site La Jolla Cove. Got a 100percent on my project and oral presentation (sorry I mean my daughter did). Feel pretty good about myself.Katyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13488543280179481243noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5382816224610988438.post-6508944859627301162011-02-04T00:51:36.109-05:002011-02-04T00:51:36.109-05:00black bears. I know everything about them. and bea...black bears. I know everything about them. and beavers.<br />obviously I'm from canada.Carissahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06239557762186638782noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5382816224610988438.post-32423322491118058072011-02-03T23:25:57.166-05:002011-02-03T23:25:57.166-05:00The great wall of China, volcanoes, and the Titani...The great wall of China, volcanoes, and the Titanic. I am hoping we will be able to recycle some of this expertise as the other three get older, but I'm afraid to hope too much for that!The Millward Familyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00244821956197525685noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5382816224610988438.post-83990482390209150662011-02-03T20:19:25.903-05:002011-02-03T20:19:25.903-05:00I love talking about Crater Lake. Can't say I...I love talking about Crater Lake. Can't say I'm an expert, but I could be a sales agent.qandlequeenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02756567197176596886noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5382816224610988438.post-12551662558909376962011-02-03T19:19:56.477-05:002011-02-03T19:19:56.477-05:00Hopefully by next friday I will be an expert on Bi...Hopefully by next friday I will be an expert on Bill Clinton, and my daughter will look like chelsea!meghannamariehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04774536638163224865noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5382816224610988438.post-82821863845954243152011-02-03T19:12:52.241-05:002011-02-03T19:12:52.241-05:00Thanks to my second son I am now an expert on all ...Thanks to my second son I am now an expert on all wild cats, apes and monkeys, wolves, Chief Joseph and native americans, Aztecs, atlatls, and bows and arrows. His new obsession is Ninjas, so I will soon become an expert in this area as well. This is what happens when you have a child who has to obsesively learns about different subjects of interest to him.Pamhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05212331695607304504noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5382816224610988438.post-24022415805032055232011-02-03T16:58:50.777-05:002011-02-03T16:58:50.777-05:00Are you this funny in real life? Or do you have to...Are you this funny in real life? Or do you have to save it all for the blog. You make me laugh every day. Thank you!grateful4babieshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01486476793614968605noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5382816224610988438.post-45613012553806013272011-02-03T15:37:35.046-05:002011-02-03T15:37:35.046-05:00Sumer is ycomen in
Loude sing cuckou!
Groweth seed...Sumer is ycomen in<br />Loude sing cuckou!<br />Groweth seed and bloweth meed,<br />And springth the wode now.<br />Sing cuckou!<br /><br />My favorite word in the whole song is "verteth" but you can't blame me for that. You should meet my professor.<br /><br />I'm an expert on sanding down junky furniture and trying to make it look like we bought it somewhere pricey.Malhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07969197452311446997noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5382816224610988438.post-15094973975318391462011-02-03T15:03:33.539-05:002011-02-03T15:03:33.539-05:00Well, after a thrilling 90 minute documentary on t...Well, after a thrilling 90 minute documentary on the Panama Canal last week, I feel I know more than the average Joe. Why I'll ever need that knowledge? No. Clue. <br />I know all 50 states in alphabetical order AND their capitals. That actually comes in quite handy from time-to-time. <br />I also have a good knowledge base of American history as a whole, Colonial Days to present. I'm especially fond of the pioneer years and the Depression era.<br />That's all I've got. I'm a decent partner for a trivia game and I've got a wicked vocabulary...probably form all of that reading!HeatherSnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5382816224610988438.post-46587761156229118422011-02-03T14:50:19.128-05:002011-02-03T14:50:19.128-05:00George Washington. We have the same birthday. Also...George Washington. We have the same birthday. Also, overhead squats.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com