tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5382816224610988438.post7547609081734946336..comments2024-03-18T10:03:54.603-04:00Comments on THE MEANEST MOM: Number 2Janahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09840070603313673129noreply@blogger.comBlogger49125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5382816224610988438.post-54839366079527992872009-10-13T18:08:02.224-04:002009-10-13T18:08:02.224-04:00My three year daughter will poop anywhere and I me...My three year daughter will poop anywhere and I mean anywhere. Sometime the public bathrooms aren't all that clean- so I have to lift her over the toilet. That's not the funny part... she like to "give" her poopies to family and friend. She'll poop a nugget and say "Mommy that one was for you" the whole town will get one (even the family cat..lol) She'll make sure her Daddy knows how many poopies she made him that day.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5382816224610988438.post-15016103666865063202009-02-09T17:34:00.000-05:002009-02-09T17:34:00.000-05:00I thought of u when I saw this...check it out!http...I thought of u when I saw this...check it out!<BR/><BR/>http://glittergonebad.blogspot.com/2009/01/inappropriate-bathroom-decor.html<BR/><BR/>reminded me of one of your post with the cake that looked like poop...LOLkori bateshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07520295837453786190noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5382816224610988438.post-67153646079134361092009-02-07T09:21:00.000-05:002009-02-07T09:21:00.000-05:00When my oldest was five, I got a call from his kin...When my oldest was five, I got a call from his kindergarten teacher, saying he was sick and needed to come home. Sure enough when I picked him up, he was nearly green with discomfort... the discomfort of needing to GO... if ya know what I mean. I took him home, he did his business, and he was absolutely fine. That's how much he did NOT want to do it at school... I can't blame the kid though. His kindergarten class had a bathroom IN the classroom... who wants to go stink up the little bathroom while all your friends are wondering where you've been for so long and why you smell so bad?Jenny P.https://www.blogger.com/profile/16632739365854048008noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5382816224610988438.post-34190371221955799422009-02-06T13:56:00.000-05:002009-02-06T13:56:00.000-05:00This is great stuff! Our 4 yr old son will and doe...This is great stuff! Our 4 yr old son will and does POOP ANYWHERE and EVERYWHERE! I think it is mandatory that he leave his mark whereever we may venture! <BR/><BR/>He is also LAZY!! He knows how to wipe but chooses not too. At school, he prefers not to wipe at all and lucky mom and dad get to deal with it when he gets home. I have thrown away so many pairs of underwear. I only buy the "generic" ones now. He is not allowed the cool ones with characters until he cleans up his act!!<BR/><BR/>At home, it is "I tried but you need to check"!! Will this ever end? Our daughter was SO EASY! She potty trained quick and easy.NO ISSUES AT ALL!Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12669614214803844019noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5382816224610988438.post-33604143396415179922009-02-06T13:45:00.000-05:002009-02-06T13:45:00.000-05:00Once when I picked my son up from a friend's house...Once when I picked my son up from a friend's house, I discovered that he was in the shower. Apparently a bathroom trip had gone terribly wrong. My friend handed him a clean pair of underwear, a plastic baggie (for the defiled pair,)soap and a towel. After that he was on his own.donnahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15115492531002336470noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5382816224610988438.post-16941694540288662502009-02-05T18:40:00.000-05:002009-02-05T18:40:00.000-05:00Bathrooms outside of the home seem to be a magnet ...Bathrooms outside of the home seem to be a magnet to small children. At least they were to my son and daughter. My daughter is 6 so they still have an appeal to her. My 11 year old son has grown out of that phase.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14208616647055706404noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5382816224610988438.post-45266089459234288022009-02-05T16:23:00.000-05:002009-02-05T16:23:00.000-05:00Ugh, it makes me sick to wipe other kid's butts. I...Ugh, it makes me sick to wipe other kid's butts. I can handle my own child's, but I have such a hard time doing it with other kids!Donnahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10352909161587824227noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5382816224610988438.post-88349258345131749492009-02-05T11:41:00.000-05:002009-02-05T11:41:00.000-05:00My kids LOVE pooping anywhere and everywhere they ...My kids LOVE pooping anywhere and everywhere they can {fortunately for me all in the toilet}. Stores, parks, roadside gas station, and yes at the friends house. But my joy comes in the fact that dad taught them to wipe their own rear-end. Since I've had potty trained boys I've had boys that wipe thre own butt. I totally brag about that!!{leah}https://www.blogger.com/profile/09332673065709118013noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5382816224610988438.post-61119642800366897942009-02-05T09:29:00.000-05:002009-02-05T09:29:00.000-05:00A buddy on a playdate had a poop accident at our h...A buddy on a playdate had a poop accident at our house. My husband cleaned him off, set him up in a fresh pair of Spiderman underwear and sweats.<BR/>My son is still mad that his friend never gave back the underwear!<BR/>My son (6yr old) will go to the restroom 3 or 4 times during a restaurant visit if there are auto-flushing urinals and paper towel dispensers with motion sensors.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5382816224610988438.post-83340350321206576822009-02-04T22:53:00.000-05:002009-02-04T22:53:00.000-05:00I was watching my friend's little boy and he decid...I was watching my friend's little boy and he decided to go. He's three and well trained, but not well enough. It was only pee, but he didn't have aiming skills and just let it fly all over the back of the toilet. It spilled all over my floor too.<BR/><BR/>Why?! :-PLindseyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16875060800318336480noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5382816224610988438.post-80773348765461399922009-02-04T22:21:00.000-05:002009-02-04T22:21:00.000-05:00I just always assumed it was my kids' way of marki...I just always assumed it was my kids' way of marking their territory, you know, like my dog does when he goes outside??Nikkihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09032970364859284810noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5382816224610988438.post-79057153230127097302009-02-04T22:18:00.000-05:002009-02-04T22:18:00.000-05:00That was my least favorite part of baby sitting. S...That was my least favorite part of baby sitting. Seriously, what is the statute of limitations? I feel like a five year old should be able to wipe themselves, and if they can't, then yes, let them leave it til they get home(but only if they are leaving immediately)... sorry, I have no children so I suppose I am a little less forgiving in this area. Once in nursery a little girl sat on my lap. She was three and wearing a diaper and apparently she needed to go real bad... yeah, that was at the beginning of nursery... which wasn't even my calling. The joys of your mom being primary president.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02379513974336272671noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5382816224610988438.post-79190163174774773562009-02-04T22:13:00.000-05:002009-02-04T22:13:00.000-05:00Um, yeah, the more toilets he can visit in his lif...Um, yeah, the more toilets he can visit in his lifetime, the happier he'll be...Morgan Hageyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04477753070828406848noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5382816224610988438.post-87088068146130883402009-02-04T19:59:00.000-05:002009-02-04T19:59:00.000-05:00It is the ultimate adventure when you are just a l...It is the ultimate adventure when you are just a little kid. Finding the best and most exotic toilets takes a lot of thought and planning. Just consider it a gift.Renehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03989254591769079088noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5382816224610988438.post-87281416782130215792009-02-04T19:51:00.000-05:002009-02-04T19:51:00.000-05:00I try and make it a point to not ever wipe a botto...I try and make it a point to not ever wipe a bottom that is A)not my own or B)I did not birth. But kudos to the kids who feel so unashamed that they could invite their friend's mother into the commode with them. And about the shampoo thing, I have a daughter that regularly refilled the foam pumps of soap with water until I started making her pay for them. Then she stopped.<BR/>And just for the record, I find you simply hilarious...in a good way.Emma Johttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01388909151075041809noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5382816224610988438.post-65171863106551148382009-02-04T17:15:00.000-05:002009-02-04T17:15:00.000-05:00lol, tip to self ... teach my daughters how to wip...lol, tip to self ... teach my daughters how to wipe when potty training. lol.Alishahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00774816386867888752noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5382816224610988438.post-30986445186120583502009-02-04T16:59:00.001-05:002009-02-04T16:59:00.001-05:00I love a good reason to talk about poop! I'm just ...I love a good reason to talk about poop! I'm just entering the potty pooping stage with my son. He's almost three. Took forever to get him to pee in the toilet. He refuses to poop in there though. My husband on the other hand will hold it. And waits for all visitors to leave the house. Then spends a long time in there. I'm thinking of getting him some reading material.Le Mama!https://www.blogger.com/profile/01262067969351333624noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5382816224610988438.post-48345522307106750352009-02-04T16:59:00.000-05:002009-02-04T16:59:00.000-05:00Wow! Honestly, I am a little surprised at a kinde...Wow! Honestly, I am a little surprised at a kindergartner not knowing how to wipe. I mean, I know my kindergartner is by no means an expert at it, (as evidenced by the occasional pair of underwear) but she hasn't really required assistance since she was three. She went to 2 years of preschool though and had to be completely self sufficient in the bathroom to attend. Maybe that is why...I've never really thought about it before.<BR/><BR/>I think it's very generous of you to wipe another 5 year old. I would have just let them wait till they got home. Yeesh.. Ick.<BR/><BR/>Just out of curiosity though, I asked her if she goes #2 at school or friends houses, and she said she always waits till she gets home.Crystalhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09153799782812798563noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5382816224610988438.post-14048153044246026352009-02-04T16:30:00.000-05:002009-02-04T16:30:00.000-05:00my oldest likes to poop at school, loves it in fac...my oldest likes to poop at school, loves it in fact. No siblings beating the door down and no one gets on her for how much paper she uses. I'd probably go poo at her school if the TP was sturdier then moth wingsAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5382816224610988438.post-21367463358310321482009-02-04T15:37:00.000-05:002009-02-04T15:37:00.000-05:00I am dying with laughter right now. Your stories ...I am dying with laughter right now. Your stories are so dang funny!!!Janahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09840070603313673129noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5382816224610988438.post-52856004673711795012009-02-04T15:31:00.000-05:002009-02-04T15:31:00.000-05:00ROFL. Awesomeness. Try being a kindergarten teache...ROFL. Awesomeness. <BR/><BR/>Try being a kindergarten teacher - muwhahahah!Rachelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03564622747467995825noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5382816224610988438.post-18385506400230354702009-02-04T15:15:00.000-05:002009-02-04T15:15:00.000-05:00OMG that is hysterical. My nephew will go anywhere...OMG that is hysterical. My nephew will go anywhere, too. If we go garage-saling, he'll ASK to go at almost each house!! yikes. He doesn't always, of course... but it seems to be something that kids like.<BR/><BR/>My daughter is only 2 years old, so we haven't gotten to this yet!! lolMama Melissahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11731917736362150072noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5382816224610988438.post-84229335356642660352009-02-04T15:00:00.000-05:002009-02-04T15:00:00.000-05:00My son's friends use our bathroom all the time, bu...My son's friends use our bathroom all the time, but I refuse to wipe butts. No way! I admire your courage because I can't even stomach wiping my own kid's butt. I also keep the flushable wet wipes available, because they seem to be easier for little kids to use.Kimhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03049320472775250757noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5382816224610988438.post-9766909777602625542009-02-04T14:50:00.000-05:002009-02-04T14:50:00.000-05:00My son will go to the bathroom everywhere he goes,...My son will go to the bathroom everywhere he goes, just so he can check out their bathroom. <BR/>However, he does know how to wipe himself.Missyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00818022843545001748noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5382816224610988438.post-42000886635432136532009-02-04T13:58:00.000-05:002009-02-04T13:58:00.000-05:00Okay, "Camber's Mom?" made me cry.That is so dang ...Okay, "Camber's Mom?" made me cry.<BR/>That is so dang funny.<BR/><BR/>My son won't poop anywhere but here. So, he saves it. And a few weeks into school he saved a lot. And then crapped all over my entire bathroom because there was too much, not enough time, and poor spatial relation skills. I can only assume that was why I was sanitizing the wall behind the hand towels.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com