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August 25, 2009
Special Musical Performance
What would a classy e-pageant be without a classy musical act? Fresh off her show stopping performance at the Miss Universe pageant last weekend, give it up for HEIDI MONTAG lip- syncing her way to stardom!!!
i did watch the pageant. i did watch heidi's entire performance. i still haven't forgiven myself. she reminded me of britney's performance at the VMAs back in '07. after watching the swimsuit competition, i said to my sleeping hubby, "Venezuela will win the crown." i think i need to start playing the lotto. take care. -kiki
I realllyy love how her back up dancers are all doing the dance on time and on the mark...and Hiedi keeps screwing up and is totallyy off on her timing hahahhaha. Shes so stupid.
I am terribly disappointed in you, Jana. You have picked on the most helpless of all the disabilities - the truly clueless and stupid.
Like Heidi, I suffer from exorbitant beauty and I have been persecuted for it. I have not had to develop any talents because I am so darn beautiful and confident in my looks.
Please, I implore you, think about how you might be offending before you post. I could be terribly offended at your picking on beauty and stupidity, knowing it could very well be me.
Fortunately for you, I am much to self absorbed and beautiful to take offense.
I knew this pageant was real. I kept thinking that maybe it was all made up, but since there is a terrible lip sync involved, now I know it's legit. Phew.
Oye! I was trying to forget this ever happened! She was awful... and not in the "I feel sorry for her" way. Just he plain 'ol "What were your handlers thinking" way!
While I don't want to sentence her to death or hurl cruel words at her, I have to admit, that was painful to watch. I hope the "reality" star has gotten a good dose of reality after watching her own performance.
Umm..wow. I didn't watch the pageant but did click your link. That was truly horrific. Her dancing was so loose and well, awful. I hope she decides to do something else as a career. Maybe a hair extensions model...
OK. A.) She needs to pull up her pants - does she think pants spanning her crotch is a good look? B. ) Were her back up dancers doing community service? Why else would anyone agree to this? C.) The hair was obviously intended to hide her face so she could later deny all knowledge of this event and D. ) Now I know it's true - it is possible for something to be worse than the actual pageant itself.
i did watch the pageant. i did watch heidi's entire performance. i still haven't forgiven myself. she reminded me of britney's performance at the VMAs back in '07. after watching the swimsuit competition, i said to my sleeping hubby, "Venezuela will win the crown." i think i need to start playing the lotto. take care.
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I didnt watch this atrocious thing until yesterday & omg I hate myself for it.
ReplyDeleteShe's horrible! Her dancing was so awkward & clumsy looking, lol. She needs to just STOP.
Um... I have no words.
ReplyDeleteReally.
That was SO sad! She's a beautiful girl and has so much potential.. doing something ELSE. I just don't get it.
ReplyDeleteThe performance speaks for itself.
ReplyDeleteI realllyy love how her back up dancers are all doing the dance on time and on the mark...and Hiedi keeps screwing up and is totallyy off on her timing hahahhaha. Shes so stupid.
ReplyDeleteI am terribly disappointed in you, Jana. You have picked on the most helpless of all the disabilities - the truly clueless and stupid.
ReplyDeleteLike Heidi, I suffer from exorbitant beauty and I have been persecuted for it. I have not had to develop any talents because I am so darn beautiful and confident in my looks.
Please, I implore you, think about how you might be offending before you post. I could be terribly offended at your picking on beauty and stupidity, knowing it could very well be me.
Fortunately for you, I am much to self absorbed and beautiful to take offense.
P.S. I could totally dance like that.
I knew this pageant was real. I kept thinking that maybe it was all made up, but since there is a terrible lip sync involved, now I know it's legit. Phew.
ReplyDeleteThat is one talented lady.
ReplyDeleteOh my...
ReplyDeleteI had read about this and actually looked this up on youtube yesterday! Wow, she is horrible! That was hard to watch.
ReplyDeleteRead MY body language...I'm hurling right now! Poor thing, I think she atcually thought it was an amazing performance...so misguided.
ReplyDeleteThanks for the video link...what a great way to start my day, really puts a pep in my step!
Oye! I was trying to forget this ever happened! She was awful... and not in the "I feel sorry for her" way. Just he plain 'ol "What were your handlers thinking" way!
ReplyDeleteWhy would they make that poor mentally challenged girl dance on stage for everyone to laugh at?
ReplyDeleteI take that back, I shouldn't insult the mentally challenged.
Heidi can take a long walk off a short pier for all I care. What a talentless, born-into-money hack.
While I don't want to sentence her to death or hurl cruel words at her, I have to admit, that was painful to watch. I hope the "reality" star has gotten a good dose of reality after watching her own performance.
ReplyDeleteI saw this on You Tube yesterday. Wow is it terrible but yet I had to keep watching it because it was so terrible.
ReplyDeleteUmm..wow. I didn't watch the pageant but did click your link. That was truly horrific. Her dancing was so loose and well, awful. I hope she decides to do something else as a career. Maybe a hair extensions model...
ReplyDeleteThank you for being the Clairee to our Ouiser by broadening our horizons and supporting the arts.
ReplyDeleteUgh! I couldn't even watch it all. Another great song (Yaz' Situation) ruined for the world...
ReplyDeleteUGH... I wish she would just go away!
ReplyDeleteThat Donald Trump is GENIUS! He booked Heidi because he knew she would bring the horrible and EVERYONE would be talking about it!
ReplyDeleteIs it redundant to point out she really likes her hands on her hips. The only thing good about that "all round fake" performance was her fake hair.
ReplyDeleteDid she get paid for that? Wow--um--can we say HORRID!!?? I'm embarrassed for her!
ReplyDeleteOK.
ReplyDeleteA.) She needs to pull up her pants - does she think pants spanning her crotch is a good look?
B. ) Were her back up dancers doing community service? Why else would anyone agree to this?
C.) The hair was obviously intended to hide her face so she could later deny all knowledge of this event
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D. ) Now I know it's true - it is possible for something to be worse than the actual pageant itself.
I think her "handlers" are Spencer Pratt. Say no more.
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