My Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day...and the Dress that Saved It

Yesterday it rained cats and dogs, my hairdryer caught fire, my daughter ran away from home (she underestimated the effects of the torrential downpour and returned 5 minutes later), my toddler ate a washable marker, one of my twins got a "yellow" at school, my cat ate 3 tortilla chips and vomited them up on my dining room table, I cut my leg shaving, and everyone unanimously agreed that the dinner I made was disgusting.

At 6:57pm, the doorbell rang. Confident that it was the Grim Reaper, I hid in the bathroom. When curiosity got the best of me, I peeked out the window and saw a UPS truck driving down the street. On my doorstep, its driver left THIS.