"Hold your skull goblet with two hands or I'm taking it away."
"Oops. Sorry. I should of held it with two hands. Instead of cleaning up the mess that I made because I didn't listen, I'm going to just sit here with a dumb look on my face and wait for you to hand me a paper towel."
"Mom, we need more toothpaste."
"I just bought you some."
"I didn't do it."
"Please hold the Santa bowl with two hands."
"I got it!"
"I'm sure you do, but please hold it with two hands anyway."
"Oops. I should have held it with two hands."
"Here's a picture that I made in school. It's of you."
"What's that circle with the dot in the middle that is between my legs?"