While we all understand (at least we do now) that stuffing a die cast Lightening McQueen car up one's shirt and walking out of Toys 'R Us with it is wrong, we're still working on not filling our water cups with soda at Burger King.
"I couldn't find the water spout, so I filled up my cup with Coke instead," explained Kellen.
When Camber returned to the table, her cup was covered with a lid.
"I got water," she said as she took a big sip. Orange liquid filled the straw.
At least Cortlen was honest.
"I didn't want water, so I got Sprite," he said.
You would have thought I was a suspect on America's Most Wanted the way that my kids looked at me when I ordered them to pour their stolen beverages down the drain.
"We just stole a little bit," whined Camber as she slouched to the drink dispenser and poured out her cup, which was mostly ice.
That was true of everyone except for Cortlen. Based on the contents of his overflowing cup, it is safe to say that he stole a lot.
I'm sure your kids have never stolen anything but if they had (hypothetically of course), what would they have taken and from where?