March 1, 2009

MARCH MADNESS

It's SPRING (at least in some states)! In honor of this wonderful season and all that it brings (college basketball tournaments, a month of freak snowstorms in PA, the creepy Easter bunny at the mall), I'm hosting a GIVEAWAY! Get your finger on your "post comment" button ready, because here's what you could win:

* Five hilarious Custom Greeting Cards from Line Upon Line. The perfect way to tell the mean mom in your life how you really feel about her. My mother-in-law is turning 27 again soon. I'll bet you'll never guess which card she'll be getting.


* One Dozen Cake Bites or Cookies (your choice) from The Sweet Tooth Fairy. Available for pickup if you're local (Provo, Utah) or shipped to your door if you're not. Whatever you do, don't get the Double Chocolate Fudge cake bites that were featured on the Rachel Ray show. They taste as gross as they look.



* A designer-inspired Gucci Baby Wipes Case from Mod Mami. This little number makes the plastic Ziploc bag that I'm using for Cameron's stuff look pretty awesome. I am ashamed.



* A one-year subscription to Eliza Magazine. Beautiful clothes, informative articles, interviews with celebs who are not train-wrecks, photos of models wearing fashions that are actually flattering on real women's bodies. Yuck. Who wants that?!



* An ultra-stylish Baby Sling (your choice) from Mod Mum. These puppies are a far cry from the burlap-like nasties that I see around town and, um, maybe own. These slings are so dang cute that it almost makes me want to have another baby. Almost.


* A $20 Gift Certificate to Scribble It. Uber-popular on the West Coast, many of us mean moms on the East have yet to witness the beauty and versatility of vinyl wall art and lettering. I love all her stuff, but I'm especially fond of this design:


I like this quote because it describes my relationship with my children... and my breasts.

Find YOUR life's mantra (and the perfect medium to articulate it) at the Scribble It e-store. In your entry, say what saying/design defines YOU and/or your family.

* An impossibly hip Burp Cloth and Blanket Set of your choosing from Claire and Me. Wait?! No teddy bears swinging from rainbows or pastel jungle prints? This store is everything that is wrong with baby gear these days.



* A stylish Notebook from Claire & Me Designs (print division) embossed with the famous World War II British propaganda slogan.

"Keep Calm and Carry On": Isn't that the truth?!



I like to make things easy! All you have to do to get your mean self entered in this giveaway is to COMMENT ON THIS POST!

If you are:
A) a man and are embarrassed to admit that you want anything other than the cake bites
B) Don't have and don't want a Blogger Account but still want "in," post a comment anonymously and leave your name/alias and email address.

Do you want an extra entry? Share the wealth! Write a post/p.s./footnote on your blog about this giveaway. Make sure to link back and you can go leave another comment!

That's it? Yep-that's it. Deadline is midnight EST on Friday March 6 (that's THIS Friday, slackers). Winners will be chosen at random and will be announced a day or so later.

Good Luck!

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Anonymous said...

I aspire to be as mean as you! Thanks for the tips each day to guide me in my quest for #1 meanie. I love giveaways.
Thanks, Becky
rebecky1@cox.net

KB said...

It's taken me 2 days to stop laughing long enough to finally post a comment..... your apple post from has about done me in!!!!!

Carrie said...

Pick me!! Great blog, neat stuff. Thanks!

Anonymous said...

I love it! I am in!
babszilla22@gmail.com

ChefHelena said...

Jana, I am very impressed with your approach to child rearing..Your site is well put together and easy to navigate. It was the first time I visited Blogger. I signed up immediately and completed my profile because of your Blog. I read so many wonderful posts, inspirations, comedic, and just down right makes blogging & posting fun. It's almost a new addiction for me. I have raised my own children and may be approaching the "Grand" stage as a parent. . I love that you included some great pictures that gives this site a feeling of fellowship of Mothers that really have something to say. You do Mom's Right and I thank you! Yes I did vote and I wish you Luck!

Chef Helena

Heidi F. said...

What fun! It would make my day if I won something

peterfam said...

Ohh Pick me, cause Im a slacker and waited till the last minute!

Unknown said...

This is GREAT!!! However, my kids may beg to differ on who is the meanest mom! LOL. Thanks for doing this!

Oceanside Creations said...

Wow! What a great giveaway and blog!

Isabelle and Jeremi said...

Wow - grrreat prizes!!! :) Count me in :)

Isabelle

Anonymous said...

I suppose, even being the procrastinating slacker that I am, I should post. I read your blog without fail, every day. "No one talk to me!! Mommy is reading Meanest Mom!!" Does that make me a mean mom too?? Hmmm. :-)

jenshops@cfl.rr.com

Bugs said...

What a lame giveaway! Why would ANYONE enter such a dumb non-contest?
Oh wait a minute... count me in.

carriedavis81 said...

I have no children, but I have nieces and nephews...I LOVE your blog! The way you handle dilemmas is clever and refreshing, after watching parents in Wal-Mart scream at their screaming children. Thanks for sharing! I hope to be just like you when I'm a mom :)

Gift of Green said...

Eeek, I am almost too late to enter! Thanks for all these wonderful chances!

prettybyrdie said...

Oops, thought I posted before, I hope it's not too late! I just found out I'm expecting and would love a sassy sling to get me started. I am a mean mom in training :)

Don said...

Okay, I just want the chocolates (it's been one of those weeks)

Marcie said...

You are channeling me beautifully as a mean mom. I have since moved on to being the meanest grandmother. I'm glad to see the torch being carried so well. It really does keep the kids out of jail, off drugs and booze. NEVER cave in and never give up! Mean moms unite!

My daughter wants one of those baby sling things. I dunno why. Aren't arms good enough any more? Can't she have backaches just as well as I did? I didn't raise her to be such a softie. If I win that thing, I am going to cut a chunk out of it and make it small so that she can't be carrying around a child over 18 lbs. with it. Either use your arms or put that kid down and cut the umbilical cord! LOL

Tulaloo said...

Love these items, especially the wall art and the baby sling! Great blog too!

Unknown said...

I think I should win because I'm so on time with anything and everything!! it's 11:56pm....

dm said...

Great contest - you are so fun!

Lisa said...

I love the Cherish the small things saying. I would love to win. Your blog is great!

TK said...

What an wonderful giveaway! Thanks for having this.

MommyPaine said...

I am so sad that i missed the deadline...next time

Mirjam said...

Yes please.

Heather said...

Awesome contest! Would love to win!

Heather
hspesshardt@aol.com

Princess Danell said...

Motherly wisdom is wasted on children, but appreciated by other moms. Here's to the meanest mom on the block. That has always been my motto!

CJ's Fine Designs said...

Wow, this is quite the giveaway! I am so excited!

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