Realtors

Moving requires a number of difficult decisions, the most important of which is choosing a good realtor.

When choosing a real estate agent, most people focus way too much on irrelevant things like experience and professionalism. I make my decisions based solely on the photographs that adorn agents' business cards and websites.

The finalists:

Louie and Rosco

Dominic "The Dragon"

Faye

Larry

Donny and Snowball

Roger

Louise

My husband was not amused. "This is serious," he told me last night.

I couldn't agree more. If a picture speaks a thousand words, then the specimens above scream "all business."

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In all seriousness, who should I choose?