We're having friends from the city up for Christmas Eve dinner. In anticipation of their arrival, I asked my kids to clean the playroom.
"Every single thing in this room has to be clean before you can come out," I said while closing the door."
My kids took my instructions literally and dipped every single crayon we own into a bottle of Purell.
I put two cakes on the stove top to cool before frosting. My cat got to them before I did.
Merry Christmas Eve