"I have to have these," said the voice in my head I affectionately call Crazy.
"You can't even make a gingerbread house when its seasonally appropriate," said Lazy. "What makes you think that you'll make one now?"
"You could serve the shingles to your children for an afternoon snack," suggested Crazy, clapping her hands with excitement.
"That would raise the bar of after school snacks to a level I'm not willing to consistently reach," admitted Lazy, popping Crazy's balloon.
I put the gingerbread kits and nativity set back into the clearance bin.
I took home a reindeer pinata instead.
"What is that and why is it in my house?" asked my husband.
His heart softened considerably after learning that Rudolph only cost $1.47.
"What should we do with him?" I asked my kids.
Cortlen's idea earned the most votes.
We have no connection to Boise State, but somehow, for reasons unknown to man, we have produced the Broncos' # 1 fan.