May 30, 2010
Smartphone + Me=
Not a smart idea.
My new phone has been confiscated.
Other things I am forbidden to own for similar reasons:
* sunglasses that cost more than $5.99
* dry-clean only clothing
* jewelry purchased anywhere but Chinatown and Claire's Boutique
* anything digital, motorized, with batteries, on/off switches, adjustable lenses or microphones.
I'm such a technological klutz that sometimes I think I was born in the wrong century. Maybe that's why I like the Middle Ages so much. Or maybe it's because in the fourteenth century there was less pressure to bathe regularly and brush your teeth.
I hope you're having a great weekend. Wedding posts coming soon so stay tuned!