Dear Groupon,I still have feelings for you, but we need to talk.
When we got together a few months ago, I agreed to let you email me every day, and you promised to send me coupons for things that I actually want to buy. Once every blue moon, you'll throw me a bone in the form of a half-off coupon to a Cold Stone Creamery that is 45 miles from my house. But most of the time, you send me offers for neck tightening and electrolysis.
Are you trying to tell me something?
$149 for Cosmetic Skin Treatment (Up to $995 Value)
Laser Hair-Removal Treatments at Electrolysis and Hair Laser Removal by Michelle in Aventura. Choose from Two Pricing Options.
Microdermabrasion or Laser Neck-Tightening Treatments
Oh wait! You send me lots of offers for these places too.
Groupon, I'm going to keep you around for the time being, but fair warning.
I might be breaking up with you soon.
I hope you all have a good weekend. For those of you who haven't noticed the link on my sidebar: I have joined the 21st century! Please "friend" me on Facebook if/when you get a chance.