If you want to turn in a mean mom (I'm non-discriminatory...aunts, grannies, sisters, nannies, and hot male personal trainers are also eligible) or are compelled by honesty to turn yourself in, join the brand new Meanest Mom Group (a place where you can meet other moms who are equally, if not more mean than you are) at MomLogic.com.
Once you join (it's easy and spam-free), write a post that includes the offender’s name and a super short description of how this person is ruining the life of at least one child. Parents who routinely watch other people's kids for free, force their children to eat oatmeal on occasion, and have fixed bedtimes (hey? what's that?) are considered to be prime suspects and should be apprehended immediately.
In addition to receiving several e-lashings from me, the unlucky winner of this contest will be subjected to a truly horrendous form of corporeal punishment: she will be given a $100 GIFT CERTIFICATE to SalonWish.com (a new division of SpaFinder.com) and will be forced to endure a massage/facial/day of pampering at a fancy salon of her choosing.
Contest begins NOW and ends March 20, 2009.
Hurry! Get a conscience and turn yourself in today!
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