August 25, 2009

Special Musical Performance

What would a classy e-pageant be without a classy musical act? Fresh off her show stopping performance at the Miss Universe pageant last weekend, give it up for HEIDI MONTAG lip- syncing her way to stardom!!!

25 comments

Kiki said...

i did watch the pageant. i did watch heidi's entire performance. i still haven't forgiven myself. she reminded me of britney's performance at the VMAs back in '07. after watching the swimsuit competition, i said to my sleeping hubby, "Venezuela will win the crown." i think i need to start playing the lotto. take care.
-kiki

Lin said...

I didnt watch this atrocious thing until yesterday & omg I hate myself for it.

She's horrible! Her dancing was so awkward & clumsy looking, lol. She needs to just STOP.

Sheans said...

Um... I have no words.

Really.

The Simmons Family said...

That was SO sad! She's a beautiful girl and has so much potential.. doing something ELSE. I just don't get it.

Kim C said...

The performance speaks for itself.

TheDruidPlow said...

I realllyy love how her back up dancers are all doing the dance on time and on the mark...and Hiedi keeps screwing up and is totallyy off on her timing hahahhaha. Shes so stupid.

A Musing Mother said...

I am terribly disappointed in you, Jana. You have picked on the most helpless of all the disabilities - the truly clueless and stupid.

Like Heidi, I suffer from exorbitant beauty and I have been persecuted for it. I have not had to develop any talents because I am so darn beautiful and confident in my looks.

Please, I implore you, think about how you might be offending before you post. I could be terribly offended at your picking on beauty and stupidity, knowing it could very well be me.

Fortunately for you, I am much to self absorbed and beautiful to take offense.

P.S. I could totally dance like that.

TheQueen@TerrorsInTiaras said...

I knew this pageant was real. I kept thinking that maybe it was all made up, but since there is a terrible lip sync involved, now I know it's legit. Phew.

Jen@Scrapingirl said...

That is one talented lady.

Unknown said...

Oh my...

jenn said...

I had read about this and actually looked this up on youtube yesterday! Wow, she is horrible! That was hard to watch.

Taylor Made said...

Read MY body language...I'm hurling right now! Poor thing, I think she atcually thought it was an amazing performance...so misguided.

Thanks for the video link...what a great way to start my day, really puts a pep in my step!

JHalmes said...

Oye! I was trying to forget this ever happened! She was awful... and not in the "I feel sorry for her" way. Just he plain 'ol "What were your handlers thinking" way!

Anonymous said...

Why would they make that poor mentally challenged girl dance on stage for everyone to laugh at?

I take that back, I shouldn't insult the mentally challenged.

Heidi can take a long walk off a short pier for all I care. What a talentless, born-into-money hack.

Stephanie said...

While I don't want to sentence her to death or hurl cruel words at her, I have to admit, that was painful to watch. I hope the "reality" star has gotten a good dose of reality after watching her own performance.

Gibb Family said...

I saw this on You Tube yesterday. Wow is it terrible but yet I had to keep watching it because it was so terrible.

Anonymous said...

Umm..wow. I didn't watch the pageant but did click your link. That was truly horrific. Her dancing was so loose and well, awful. I hope she decides to do something else as a career. Maybe a hair extensions model...

Malea said...

Thank you for being the Clairee to our Ouiser by broadening our horizons and supporting the arts.

Anonymous said...

Ugh! I couldn't even watch it all. Another great song (Yaz' Situation) ruined for the world...

Anonymous said...

UGH... I wish she would just go away!

Gingerbreadmama said...

That Donald Trump is GENIUS! He booked Heidi because he knew she would bring the horrible and EVERYONE would be talking about it!

Pamela said...

Is it redundant to point out she really likes her hands on her hips. The only thing good about that "all round fake" performance was her fake hair.

Whitney said...

Did she get paid for that? Wow--um--can we say HORRID!!?? I'm embarrassed for her!

Lisa said...

OK.
A.) She needs to pull up her pants - does she think pants spanning her crotch is a good look?
B. ) Were her back up dancers doing community service? Why else would anyone agree to this?
C.) The hair was obviously intended to hide her face so she could later deny all knowledge of this event
and
D. ) Now I know it's true - it is possible for something to be worse than the actual pageant itself.

PB Mommy said...

I think her "handlers" are Spencer Pratt. Say no more.