Yesterday, Cortlen came home from preschool talking about feces and the body part that expels them. In great detail.After several warnings and a time out I said, "Keep it up and things are going to get ugly."
Cortlen made a bad choice and had to eat a pickled pepper for lunch.
"That pepper was tasty!" my son chirped as he licked his lips. "Can I have another one?" he asked before collapsing on the floor in a fit of giggles.
So much for Plan A.
Ten minutes later, when the subject of rectums was raised again, I banished the potty talker to his room, where he continued to catalog the types and quantities of bowel movements he has had in the past week through the air vent.
"I'm one step away from washing your mouth out with soap," I threatened.
I hoped that it wouldn't come to that, but I scoped out the contents of my bathroom closet, just in case. Sadly, I didn't have on hand my favorite snack from my junior high school years--a bar of Irish Spring--so I had to settle with a bottle of pineapple-scented foaming hand cleanser instead.
Cortlen smirked when I showed him the bottle. Then he said "butthole" and "poop face" very slowly, enunciating every syllable.
"Open up," I told him as I sighed with disappointment.
Cortlen swallowed the quarter-sized dollop of hand soap in one gulp and did a quick fist pump.
"Yes!" he squealed. "I just ate soap!"
He raised his hand in search of a congratulatory high-five.
As much as I should have left my son 'hanging,' I felt compelled to acknowledge his impressive achievement.
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Anyone have a similar "success story" from disciplining your kids?
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«Oldest ‹Older 201 – 247 of 247My Mistress, Daria Messina was working tonight and I put a dirty note on her windshield then pulled away. I was hoping she found it before I grabbed it back. Wish she caught me and dragged me inside and made me strip and tied my wrist behind my back and my ankles. Daria turned me face up and flipped her leather boots off and made me smell her sweaty pantyhose feet and suck them. Daria yelled at me and said I'm in trouble. Daria left for a few and made me follow her to the bathroom where she had a bar of dial antibacterial soap soaking. Daria started washing my mouth out with soap. Grinding it in my mouth and into my tongue. She scraped the soap against my teeth and slivers came off which she made me swallow. After 45 Daria said Chew the soap up now. I did and it was awful. Daria Messina made me eat a bar of soap then got ductape and pushed another bar in my mouth and wrapped ductape around my head and over my mouth 30x and said your staying here slave. I had to smell her sweaty feet before she pulled her pantyhose over my head and I sniffed her footsweat all night. I love being Daria Messina's slave.
I recently had my mouth washed out with soap by my Goddess Sky Bruni. I cursed again and was fresh with her. Sky Bruni tied me up and marched me into the bathroom and had 2 bars of ivory soaking for 45 minutes. Sky Bruni shoved the soap in my mouth and started grinding the soap against my teeth and rubbing soap against my tongue. I begged for her to stop but she dipped the soap into the water and scraped soap against my teeth. Sky Bruni said I will swallow 2 bars of soap. Sky Bruni pushed the soap in my mouth then jammed the 2nd bar of soap in my mouth. Sky Bruni wrapped ductape around my head and over my mouth about 159x. As Sky Bruni pulled on the tape it pushed the soap deeper into my mouth and my teeth were dug into the soap. Sky Bruni said I'm sorry but you were bad and you're being punished with eating soap. Sky Bruni layed her sweaty pantyhose feet over my nose and made me smell her sexy feet. I was so hard. Sky Bruni left me sucking on soap for 6 hours then spanked me hard and said chew and swallow the soap now!!! I did then she let me go.
I had my mouth washed out with soap by my Chiropractor Daria Messina D.C at her office. More than once I was warned and got caught saying bad words and leaving a dirty note on her car. Daria Messina D.C had me come in 6 and she tied me up tightly and had soap soaking in water. Daria Messina D.C 1st made me smell her sweaty pantyhose feet and suck them. Daria Messina D.C pressed her sweaty pantyhose feet over my nose and laughed because I was aroused. Daria Messina D.C said open your mouth now! I do whatever Mistress Daria Messina D.C tells me too I do. Daria Messina D.C shoved her sweaty toes in my mouth and said are you ready to get punished and eat 2 bars of soap. I said please Daria don't. I won't misbehave again. Mistress Daria Messina D.C brought me to the bathroom and put me on my knees and grabbed soap from the sink and jammed ivory soap in my mouth. Mistress Daria Messina D.C washed my mouth out with soap for an hour vigorously. Mistress Daria Messina D.C scrubbed every inch of my mouth hard and painted my tongue with soap. Mistress Daria Messina D.C scraped soap against my teeth hard and said swallow slave. Daria Messina D.C got a brush that dispensed liquid antibacterial soap and scrubbed my mouth with Dial antibacterial soap. Mistress Daria Messina D.C made me swallow a bottle of liquid antibacterial soap and it was horrible. Mistress Daria Messina D.C finally put the soap back in my mouth and said take a bite and chew and swallow it. I did what Mistress Daria Messina D.C said and I swallowed the whole bar of Ivory soap. Mistress Daria Messina D.C shoved a 2nd bar of soap in my mouth and said sorry but you deserve this punishment and wrapped ductape around my head and over my mouth 100x tightly and said you will suck on this this til it dissolved. Mistress Daria Messina D.C made me smell her sweaty pantyhose feet then peeled her sweaty pantyhose off and I smelled her bare feet and she pulled her pantyhose over my head so I smell her sweaty feet and her pussy because she had no underwear on. Mistress Daria Messina D.C tied me down to a chair and grabbed my cock and slid down on it and fucked me til I cam inside her. Daria Messina D.C said one last thing. Mistress Daria Messina D.C told me why I'm being punished and why she has no time for me. Mistress Daria Messina D.C pulls out a plastic bag and said sorry but Noone will notice im gone. My Mistress Daria Messina D.C pulls the plastic bag over my head and ductape around my neck 20x tightly and said I have to leave now and said enjoy the soap and my footsweat slave, you have 40 seconds left til you run out of oxygen. Bye footslave.
Obviously a fantasy. Wish she did some of this. Wish the soap punishment and smelling her sweaty pantyhose feet would happen.
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