Yesterday, Cortlen came home from preschool talking about feces and the body part that expels them. In great detail.After several warnings and a time out I said, "Keep it up and things are going to get ugly."
Cortlen made a bad choice and had to eat a pickled pepper for lunch.
"That pepper was tasty!" my son chirped as he licked his lips. "Can I have another one?" he asked before collapsing on the floor in a fit of giggles.
So much for Plan A.
Ten minutes later, when the subject of rectums was raised again, I banished the potty talker to his room, where he continued to catalog the types and quantities of bowel movements he has had in the past week through the air vent.
"I'm one step away from washing your mouth out with soap," I threatened.
I hoped that it wouldn't come to that, but I scoped out the contents of my bathroom closet, just in case. Sadly, I didn't have on hand my favorite snack from my junior high school years--a bar of Irish Spring--so I had to settle with a bottle of pineapple-scented foaming hand cleanser instead.
Cortlen smirked when I showed him the bottle. Then he said "butthole" and "poop face" very slowly, enunciating every syllable.
"Open up," I told him as I sighed with disappointment.
Cortlen swallowed the quarter-sized dollop of hand soap in one gulp and did a quick fist pump.
"Yes!" he squealed. "I just ate soap!"
He raised his hand in search of a congratulatory high-five.
As much as I should have left my son 'hanging,' I felt compelled to acknowledge his impressive achievement.
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Anyone have a similar "success story" from disciplining your kids?
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«Oldest ‹Older 201 – 245 of 245I was backtalking to my friend Amanda Camporeale and she said follow me I'm washing your mouth out with soap again. This has happened 10x about. Amanda made me strip and tied my hands behind my back. Amanda dropped a bar of dial in warm water. I was made to go across her lap. Amanda had a paddle just for me and spanked me so hard and scolded me. I cursed so she grabbed the soap and shoved it in my mouth and said bite down. My Mouth was full of soap and each time she hit me I bit down harder into the soap. After I started bleeding she put me on my knees and washed my mouth out with soap for about 25 minutes. Amanda painted my tongue and kept wetting the bar and finally pushed it in and wrapped ductape around my head and over my mouth 20x then about 15 more times and she sat on the counter and took her shoes off and pressed her sweaty feet over my nose and then tied me to a chair and put a plastic bag over my head and tied rope around my neck. Amanda said I can tell you love this because you are so hard. Amanda said sorry but your staying like this and shut the lights off and left me for 5. Amanda Camporeale came in and said I wanna keep you like this but took the bag off then left me for 2 hrs then released me.
On my way to get an overnight mouthsoaping from Daria Messina my Mistress. I was told that we are gonna do 30 minutes of a bar of soap being grinded into my mouth then a soap dispensing brush with dial antibacterial liquid soap and after I swallow that I'll have the bar ductaped into my mouth tightly so I have no chance of spitting it out or making a sound. Daria Messina also said she had on nylons and boots allday so her feet are very sweaty. Nothing hotter than being Darias slave and punished by her. She owns me.
My Mistress, Daria Messina was working tonight and I put a dirty note on her windshield then pulled away. I was hoping she found it before I grabbed it back. Wish she caught me and dragged me inside and made me strip and tied my wrist behind my back and my ankles. Daria turned me face up and flipped her leather boots off and made me smell her sweaty pantyhose feet and suck them. Daria yelled at me and said I'm in trouble. Daria left for a few and made me follow her to the bathroom where she had a bar of dial antibacterial soap soaking. Daria started washing my mouth out with soap. Grinding it in my mouth and into my tongue. She scraped the soap against my teeth and slivers came off which she made me swallow. After 45 Daria said Chew the soap up now. I did and it was awful. Daria Messina made me eat a bar of soap then got ductape and pushed another bar in my mouth and wrapped ductape around my head and over my mouth 30x and said your staying here slave. I had to smell her sweaty feet before she pulled her pantyhose over my head and I sniffed her footsweat all night. I love being Daria Messina's slave.
Tonight I hope I get punished by Daria Messina. I'm gonna leave her a note and if she finds it I'm in alot of trouble. I want Daria Messina to wash my mouth out with soap for hrs and spank me. I deserve a severe mouthsoaping from Mistress Daria. I want to smell her sweaty pantyhose feet after and suck her sweaty toes. I'd love if she kept me overnight and punished me by ductaping the soap in my mouth . Daria pulled ductape Round my head and over my mouth about 60 to 70x. Daria then ties her pantyhose over my head and made smell her sweaty feet all night. I PRAY DARIA MESSINA CATCHES ME AND PUNISHES ME AND MAKES ME EAT A BAR OF SOAP
On my way now to see MISTRESS DARIA MESSINA. I have a very dirty note and I'm gonna leave it for her to find right before she leaves. My wish is that when I go around the block and come back I see her office lights turned off and she is grabbing the note and starts reading it and is in shock. I pull up and she orders me to get inside now. I do and she said I'm gonna make you wish you never left this note. Daria goes and grabs soap and puts it in the sink then grabs ductape and makes me undress and taped my wrist up very tight as she yelled at me then my ankles. Daria puts her hot sweaty feet over my nose and makes me sniff then jammed her foot in my mouth and said I'm gonna keep you hear tonight and you will swallow a full bar of soap after I will place another bar in your mouth and you will suck on it all night. I'm also going to whip you for this note. Please let this happen to me. I deserve a punishment from Daria Messina.
I recently had my mouth washed out with soap by my Goddess Sky Bruni. I cursed again and was fresh with her. Sky Bruni tied me up and marched me into the bathroom and had 2 bars of ivory soaking for 45 minutes. Sky Bruni shoved the soap in my mouth and started grinding the soap against my teeth and rubbing soap against my tongue. I begged for her to stop but she dipped the soap into the water and scraped soap against my teeth. Sky Bruni said I will swallow 2 bars of soap. Sky Bruni pushed the soap in my mouth then jammed the 2nd bar of soap in my mouth. Sky Bruni wrapped ductape around my head and over my mouth about 159x. As Sky Bruni pulled on the tape it pushed the soap deeper into my mouth and my teeth were dug into the soap. Sky Bruni said I'm sorry but you were bad and you're being punished with eating soap. Sky Bruni layed her sweaty pantyhose feet over my nose and made me smell her sexy feet. I was so hard. Sky Bruni left me sucking on soap for 6 hours then spanked me hard and said chew and swallow the soap now!!! I did then she let me go.
I had my mouth washed out with soap for hrs by Emily Lamore. Emily Lamore made me smell her sweaty feet after training and suck them. Emily Lamore fucked me til I cam inside her and she got pregnant. Then Emily Lamore washed my mouth out with soap for an hour. Emily Lamore scrubbed soap in my mouth and twisted the soap against my teeth. Emily Lamore scrubbed soap in my mouth and pretending my teeth were a cheese grader. Emily Lamore stuffed the soap in my mouth and wrapped ductape around my head and over my mouth 100x tightly and padded my ass hand. Emily Lamore beat me and said after this you get a plastic bag over your head. Emily Lamore pulled a plastic bag over my head and and wrapped ductape around my neck 30x tightly and said goodbye.
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