April 8, 2009

Successful Discipline Idea #454: Washing Your Child's Mouth Out With Soap

Yesterday, Cortlen came home from preschool talking about feces and the body part that expels them. In great detail.

After several warnings and a time out I said, "Keep it up and things are going to get ugly."

Cortlen made a bad choice and had to eat a pickled pepper for lunch.

"That pepper was tasty!" my son chirped as he licked his lips. "Can I have another one?" he asked before collapsing on the floor in a fit of giggles.

So much for Plan A.

Ten minutes later, when the subject of rectums was raised again, I banished the potty talker to his room, where he continued to catalog the types and quantities of bowel movements he has had in the past week through the air vent.

"I'm one step away from washing your mouth out with soap," I threatened.

I hoped that it wouldn't come to that, but I scoped out the contents of my bathroom closet, just in case. Sadly, I didn't have on hand my favorite snack from my junior high school years--a bar of Irish Spring--so I had to settle with a bottle of pineapple-scented foaming hand cleanser instead.


Cortlen smirked when I showed him the bottle. Then he said "butthole" and "poop face" very slowly, enunciating every syllable.

"Open up," I told him as I sighed with disappointment.

Cortlen swallowed the quarter-sized dollop of hand soap in one gulp and did a quick fist pump.

"Yes!" he squealed. "I just ate soap!"

He raised his hand in search of a congratulatory high-five.

As much as I should have left my son 'hanging,' I felt compelled to acknowledge his impressive achievement.

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Anyone have a similar "success story" from disciplining your kids?

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unknown said...

I want Daria Messina to give me another thorough mouthsoaping. Daria Messina ties me up and makes me worship her feet after having pantyhose on all day and has soap soaking for 30 minutes. Then twist and turns soap around my mouth then after 20 she uses a soap dispensing brush with Ajax antibacterial soap and brushes my tongue vigorously and then she pushes the soap back in and wraps ductape around my head and over my mouth 30 to 50x. Daria Messina likes to leave me overnight Sucking On soap and she makes me eat the bar. Daria whips me and even fucks me. Daria loves knowing I'm her personal slave.

unknown said...

Last night I had another overnight mouthsoaping from Daria Messina. I got there and was tied up really tight and I was forced to smell her sweaty pantyhose feet and suck on them. Then she thoroughly washed my mouth out with soap for 40 minutes. Daria twisted and grinded the bar into my teeth, gums and tongue. Daria then used a soap dispensing brush on my tongue. Every time she pressed a button it dispensed liquid dial soap on my tongue. I begged Daria Messina to stop washing my mouth out with soap but she kept scrubbing away as she scolded me. Daria Messina pushed the soap into my mouth and wrapped ductape over my mouth and around my head 20x then did it another 20 because she wants to make sure it stays in my mouth and I swallow the bar of soap. Daria strapped me down to a chair then I smelled her feet more and she slips her pantyhose off and layed her bare feet over my nose then said she has to leave and pulled her pantyhose over my head and tied her foot part over my nose and left me. It sucked but I did cum as she walked out. Daria Messina untied me in the morning and said she would be in contact with me about the next mouthsoaping.

unknown said...

I just received another mouthsoaping from Cori Scalzo and got punished by her. Cori invited me over and tied me up and had me undressed. Cori 1st made me smell her sweaty pantyhose feet and suck them then she made me eat her Pussy out then fucked me til I cam inside her. Cori made me follow her into the bathroom and made me kneel. Cori shoved a bar of dial antibacterial soap in.my mouth. Cori twisted and grinded soap into my teeth and tongue. Cori was yelling at me and told me I'm staying tied up until I swallow the bar of soap. After 25 minutes Cori pushed soap in my mouth and wrapped ductape around my head and over my mouth 20x 2x. Cori spanked me then strapped me down to the bed and pulled her pantyhose over my head and left me for 4 hrs then made sure I swallowed then made me smell her sweaty feet then let me go.

unknown said...

I was backtalking to my friend Amanda Camporeale and she said follow me I'm washing your mouth out with soap again. This has happened 10x about. Amanda made me strip and tied my hands behind my back. Amanda dropped a bar of dial in warm water. I was made to go across her lap. Amanda had a paddle just for me and spanked me so hard and scolded me. I cursed so she grabbed the soap and shoved it in my mouth and said bite down. My Mouth was full of soap and each time she hit me I bit down harder into the soap. After I started bleeding she put me on my knees and washed my mouth out with soap for about 25 minutes. Amanda painted my tongue and kept wetting the bar and finally pushed it in and wrapped ductape around my head and over my mouth 20x then about 15 more times and she sat on the counter and took her shoes off and pressed her sweaty feet over my nose and then tied me to a chair and put a plastic bag over my head and tied rope around my neck. Amanda said I can tell you love this because you are so hard. Amanda said sorry but your staying like this and shut the lights off and left me for 5. Amanda Camporeale came in and said I wanna keep you like this but took the bag off then left me for 2 hrs then released me.

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