April 8, 2009

Successful Discipline Idea #454: Washing Your Child's Mouth Out With Soap

Yesterday, Cortlen came home from preschool talking about feces and the body part that expels them. In great detail.

After several warnings and a time out I said, "Keep it up and things are going to get ugly."

Cortlen made a bad choice and had to eat a pickled pepper for lunch.

"That pepper was tasty!" my son chirped as he licked his lips. "Can I have another one?" he asked before collapsing on the floor in a fit of giggles.

So much for Plan A.

Ten minutes later, when the subject of rectums was raised again, I banished the potty talker to his room, where he continued to catalog the types and quantities of bowel movements he has had in the past week through the air vent.

"I'm one step away from washing your mouth out with soap," I threatened.

I hoped that it wouldn't come to that, but I scoped out the contents of my bathroom closet, just in case. Sadly, I didn't have on hand my favorite snack from my junior high school years--a bar of Irish Spring--so I had to settle with a bottle of pineapple-scented foaming hand cleanser instead.


Cortlen smirked when I showed him the bottle. Then he said "butthole" and "poop face" very slowly, enunciating every syllable.

"Open up," I told him as I sighed with disappointment.

Cortlen swallowed the quarter-sized dollop of hand soap in one gulp and did a quick fist pump.

"Yes!" he squealed. "I just ate soap!"

He raised his hand in search of a congratulatory high-five.

As much as I should have left my son 'hanging,' I felt compelled to acknowledge his impressive achievement.

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Anyone have a similar "success story" from disciplining your kids?

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unknown said...

A hot girl Lauren Haug just washed my mouth out with soap for the 2nd time. I was at her job and she looked so hot in her cons and had no socks on. I couldn't help but to stare. Lauren told me to be by her truck in an hr. I met her and she said follow me home. I was a little nervous because I didn't want my mouth washed out again by her. We get to her house and she had me follow her to her bedroom and she told me to strip now. I did and she said I felt you staring at me you perv. Lauren made me lye face down and tied my arms behind my back. Lauren pressed her sexy sweaty toes over my nose and asked how they smell? I was very hard and she shoved her whole foot in my mouth and made me lick her toes and suck them. Lauren said I'm gonna wash your mouth out and you will suck on soap until I know you swallowed the bar. Lauren dropped a new bar in water and 1st spanked me hard. Then she sat on my face and I ate her out and she fucked me so hard til I cam inside her. Lauren's Pussy felt amazing then she brought me in the bathroom and washed my mouth out vigorously for an hour. Twisting and scraping soap on my tongue and teeth. Finally Lauren Haug pushed soap in my mouth and wrapped ductape around my head and over my mouth 15x and hogtied me on the floor and I smelled her feet more then she tied her smelly sneaker over my nose and I got so hard sniffing her footsweat. Lauren left me for 4 hrs and I was struggling but I had no choice and the soap Dissolved In my mouth. Lauren said keep the behavior up and I promise I will leave you Sucking On soap and bury you alive. I can tell Lauren meant it.

unknown said...

I want Daria Messina to give me another thorough mouthsoaping. Daria Messina ties me up and makes me worship her feet after having pantyhose on all day and has soap soaking for 30 minutes. Then twist and turns soap around my mouth then after 20 she uses a soap dispensing brush with Ajax antibacterial soap and brushes my tongue vigorously and then she pushes the soap back in and wraps ductape around my head and over my mouth 30 to 50x. Daria Messina likes to leave me overnight Sucking On soap and she makes me eat the bar. Daria whips me and even fucks me. Daria loves knowing I'm her personal slave.

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